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 Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:00 pm
Thou must not complain, unless thee want to lose thy marching spot or head.
Thou WILL run over any section with thy huge prop, especially the mellophones.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:35 pm
Thou shalt not runneth over thy guard members with thy bass drums.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:34 pm
Thou shalt not eat on the carpet, ESPECIALLY if you are not a freshman. The almighty god Burns will eat your children.
Thou shalt make fun of Richard behind his back, because he deserves it like no other.
Thou shalt not ask Webb if he is getting married... for he will turn red and mutter "Yes, I'm getting married..." ( xd I owe Josh my life for doing that)
Thou shalt not leave thine vibraphone pedal down when loading the truck, for the section leaders will eat your children.
Thou shalt use the proper four mallet grips on the proper instruments, which means Burton on vibes, and Stevens on marimba, or Drew will make you run to the flagpole.
Thou shalt bring hot chocolate for everyone to a cold practice, for thine section will love thee and be eternally grateful.
Thou shalt not hump Spanky, the homosexual vibe, because he does not like j00!
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:44 am
thou shalt not smash your trombone slide into someone's head....hey...tim did it to me....it's painful....right in the middle of a football game...haha
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:17 pm
Thou shalt never believe the band director when he says "one more time" ...because they NEVER mean it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:55 pm
Thou shalt run back to the previous set as fast as thou canst.
Thou shalt not be that kid!
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:51 pm
thou shalt not spank the drum major's butt (and the worst part...it hurt gonk )
thou shalt not sabatoge the jarvis
thou shalt not turn in the direction opposite ordered by superior
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:09 am
Fermata Thou shalt not blast in their brethren's ear. Thou shalt not run over thy field judges. Thou shalt not take any gods before thy band director. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's horn. im confused in dci you get points for hitting the judges cause they're not supposed to be in YOUR spot
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:53 pm
thou shat not mock the piccolos, they can be mean (i should know i am one)
thou shat not leave thine piccolo on the band trailer, for it is disasterous if it should open
(for freshman) thou shalt not correct another marching band member.
thou shalt not do stupid things on the band bus, or risk having boy/girl busses
thou shat not touch thine secion leader's "baby" (piccolo) unless she asks you to guard it with your life
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:13 pm
Thou shalt not throw pixie sticks around thy band during football games
Thou shalt not have brass orgies during "Hey Baby"
Thou shalt not fidget
Thou shalt not be an annoying freshman
Thou shalt not tell thy drum major to "kiss my a**" during practice (a guy actualy did it)
Thou shalt not run into the drumline (it really hurts stressed )
Thou shalt not catapult water baloons into the band (the director chased them across the street and climbed over the fence to get them)
Thou shalt not streak across the band feild, lose thy shoe, and then come back to get it.
I swaer we have the oddest band anywhere, I don' know how we get anything done.
and those are the words of wisdom all from only 1 1/2 years, I've still got a lot left. lol
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:32 pm
Thou shalt understand that one more time does not actually mean one more time.
Thou shalt understand that a ten minute break is really only two minutes.
Thou shalt not complain about crazy schedules.
Thou shalt not forget drill charts or dot books.
Thou shalt run over the judges if they get in your way.
Thou shalt never upset the band director.
Thou shalt not eat or drink anything but water whilst in uniform.
Thou shalt stand PERFECTLY STILL at ATTENTION at all times. No excuses.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:13 pm
Girls: Thou shalt not grab thine band member's a** unless you are sure of who they are (unless their girl/best friend is around, then it's hilarious, happened to my friend)
all: Though shalt not harm the Barry Sax, he has a bigger case than you.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:20 pm
Thou shalt not complain about how hot it is in thy uniform.
Thou shalt remain in uniform until thine superiors tell thee to strip.
Thou shalt trample the idiot cameramen when they get in thine way.
If thou art a freshman or sophomore, and an upperclassman bestows the title "Minion" upon thee, thou shalt wear the title with pride and do thine upperclassman's bidding at all times. (I have a legion of minions that abide by this commandment.)
Thou shalt campaign and vote for thine smexy drum major when he is nominated for homecoming king.
Thou shalt stay in thine section in the stands under pain of tarring and feathering.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:45 pm
Thou shalt not lose thy fancy and expensive reed when thou hast a concert band and marching band performance in the same night.
Thou shalt not make jokes about drum major orgies and plumes.
Thou shalt not look at the ground. EVER.
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:16 pm
Anonymous Karma if we step on the flags we have do to laps... we can't afford new ones after we purchase our show and everything... . . You guys purchase your shows? We have people write them for us...and band boosters to make our flags. xD
Thou shall not act like a nerdy military geek everytime someone says "SET!!!". Really. -_-;; I can't believe all these don't blink when at attention things. We don't do that, and we're champions.
Thou shalt not lost thy mirror and thy GOLD MEDAL five seconds after winning. Dx
Thou shalt not play pep tunes off a recording at a homecoming game when the band is there to play it. Unless you want to here all 250 of us sing. C:
Thou shalt name thy plume!
Thou shalt not look for BDs to name section leaders. Don't they do enough without bothering for each INDIVIDUAL SECTION?!?
Thou shalt not spend less than 300 hours of rehearsing and performing of their 10-minute show until champs arrives. C: We spent solely 290 hours, without all the band periods during school. xDD s n o w
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