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 Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:33 pm
*wanders in holding a BLUE calf in his arms and a bottle of blue milk and calf mana. Across his back the ancient BLUE cow axe still rests.*
Ok, for cryin out loud DON'T eat this one please! She was just born two days ago, and needs lots of care.
*wanders out to the stable and sets the calf down on a pile of straw, and then begins to bottle feed her. He then pets the new Bessie next to the calf.*
Ok Bessie II, take care of the young one. I'll be back to check on you both tommorow morning.
*He then smiles and walks out of the stable to climb a tall tree and sleep.*
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:38 pm
Mmm, veal. *laughs* mmmm, ostricized... evil
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:04 pm
Mishka! What a wonderful thing to do for the HAPPY, HAPPY CULT ! biggrin
Aside: Rusty, you orange tabby, you ninja . Claws off the new born. You have treats at home, whenever you frequent it.
*ruffles fur on back of Rusty's neck and smoothes out fur standing up on end on body, lovingly*
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:09 pm
*yawns and dozes on Mahler's lap*
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:39 pm
blaugh Trick or treat! blaugh
Isn't that a neat affect with the pitch fork and the Nine Tails ninja mask??
*puts Rusty down so that he can do his night prowling* wink
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:05 pm
*preforms evil experiments on the livestock*
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:16 pm
Talon *preforms evil experiments on the livestock*
do you not think Bessie II seems just a tad bit cheap? Liek we cannot find another holy sacred name for this young calf??
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:54 pm
I don't know if the name seems cheap. If you don't like it... you could call it Donna. Also...
*carves 6 square inches of skin off of Talon's arm and makes it into jerky*
I think that's a start towards a penalty and not just an excuse for me to eat jerky.
*eats the jerky after finding some mystical way to stop Talon's bleeding*
xp
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:46 am
How will we celebrate Sacred Cow Thursday this week?
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:57 pm
*sends flesh eating rams onto the guild*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:21 pm
sweatdrop *looks around for Mishka's tree to climb up into since rams can't climb trees*
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:53 am
*Leaps out of his tree, sword and axe swinging and makes quick work of the rams.*
I think everyone should get to pet the calf this Cowday. This way it can get used to the attention of everyone.
*Turns to Talon with demonic malice, BLUE axe moo-ing and odachi held in a death grip.*
Heh heh heh!
*Begins chasing Talon, blades whirling.*
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:02 pm
I think I made veal chops out of the calf. xd
*skirts away laughing maniacally*
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:38 pm
Talon I think I made veal chops out of the calf. xd
*skirts away laughing maniacally*
Yeah, I know I'm taking the cow thing a bit seriously, but frankly don't mess with the cow. Also all your other conduct is absolutely fine, and this isn't personal in any way.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:18 pm
Jeez, I'm just playing around. I dont know why I ate the first cow, but it wont happen again.
I find it really ironic you come in here after so long just to warn me.
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