Captain Jack Sparrow is...

[Tabbicatt]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a  

[Captain Kurse]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat  

[Tabbicatt]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of  

[Captain Kurse]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate  

[Tabbicatt]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream  

[Captain Kurse]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched  

[Veruniel]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber  

[Grubsy]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and  

[Captain Kurse]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and believed  

[ben205]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and believed in  

[ben205]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and believed in santa claus



((sorry for 2 posts. i just wanted to add that :3))  

[Grubsy]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and believed in santa claus but...  

[Captain Kurse]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and believed in santa claus but knew...  

[Tabbicatt]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and believed in santa claus but knew...the  

[Captain Kurse]

Captain Jack Sparrow is a girly sex deprived eunich that often visits lady's underwear whilst covered deliciously in marshmallow and dancing with Barbossa on top of The empire state building without rum or ponies that hump him violently but don't compute with compromising photos of naked mole rats that compromise actions which result to nothing being exposed of chocolate doughnuts and olive pizza with white icing inside the Bermuda mist sauce but somebody should explode domos teefs because it burns like Tabasco on rum-soaked pants and he shags men although he prefers squid sex on the beach with a spoon and a pig as well as seventeen bottles of beer which fell into a vat of chocolate cream drenched in dog slobber and believed in santa claus but knew the truth of the matter was