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Hehe. Don't know how well x-men are covered here yet, but...
They actually paired Colossus with Northstar in one of those AU thingies, no? I've only heard about it, not all of this marvel stuff ever ends up where I live, but really.. no, no no. No huge tractor-lifting metal monster with gigantic jaw for the fun, aggressive pointy-ear in spandex.

-giggles- It's funny how I like most of the pairings in here. ^.^ Well, onto the stuff I don't like:

Tohma x bagel (Gravitation)
Eiri x tub of ice cream (Gravitation)

Cid X Chocobo (Final Fantasy)
Seymour x Tidus (FFX)
Seymour x Auron (FFX)
Wakka x Tidus (FFX)
Wakka x Auron (FFX)
Rin x Auron (FFX)
Brother x Barkeep (FFX-2)

Larry x Charlie (Numb3rs) evil
Alan x Charlie or Don (Numb3rs)

Hagrid x Buckbeak (Harry Potter)
Draco x Lucius (Harry Potter) -yes, Draco is in front, he had his way with his father gonk -
Arthur Weasley x Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Hagrid x Karkarof (Harry Potter)

Chef x Kenney (South Park)

Yami x Yugi's Grandpa (Yu Gi Oh)
Yami x Dark Magician

Naruto x Gai (Naruto)
Kabuto x Kiba (Naruto)

Wolf x Mana (Malice Mizer)
Kaoru x almost anyone (Dir En Grey)

I forgot a bunch of mine because I looked through everybody elses. Oh well, I'll add them when I remember.

Oh, goodness.........I had fun relaying some of these pairs to my brother and watching him almost cry. he he.
anyway.....pairs I don't like

Byakko x Muraki (Yami no matsuei) I don't know If someone actually told me about it or if I made it up, but either way....creepy
Ichigo x Urahara (Bleach) Um....no sweatdrop
Mustang x Hughes (FMA) Well maybe if Gracia and Hawkeye didn't exist then sure.
Gaara x anyone but Naruto (Naruto) He has way too big a Naruto complex to be with anyone else.
Oruichimaru x anyone (Naruto) I despise him, and he reminds me of Michael Jackson.
Akito x anyone (Fruba) I don't like him (her?) either.
Kyo x Shigure (Fruba) Huh? *blind to anything but Kyo x Tohru*
Krad x Satoshi, Dark x Daisuke (DNAngel) yeah...no way
and basically anything else that's just way creepy and really has nothing to do with the origional story.
But I find I can come to like almost any couple if presented in a way that makes sense.

And I am a fan of Tsuzuki x Hisoka(YnM) Just cuz so many mentiond not liking it.
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I don't really have any problems with slash pairings, some of them just don't do it for me. Well, I have a problem when someone switches the seme and uke order around. I'm quite picky with who's seme and who's uke.
Main Yaoi/BL pairings I don't like:

TidusxAuron (FFX)
KaixTakao (Beybalde)
TalaxTakao (Beyblade)
AyamexHaru (Furuba)
OrochimaruxSasuke (Naruto)
Lucuis MalfoyxHagrid (Harry Potter) [I have no idea what the heck the person that wrote those fanfics was thinking.)
DracoxRon (Harry Potter)
WatarixTsuzuki (Yami no Matsuei)
ShigurexKyo (Furuba)
HigexKiba (Wolfs Rain) [Kiba is far too pretty to be paired with Hige.]
HigexToboe (Wolfs Rain) [same reason as above]
TatsuhaxShuichi (Gravitation)
ShuichixYuki (Gravitation) [That's Shuichi as a seme. I like YukixShuichi. Shuichi seme? Over Yuki? That's just stupid.]
RyouxBakura (Yu-Gi-Oh!) [Similar as above. Ryou would never be seme, and Bakura would never be uke.]
InuyashaxSesshoumaru (Inuyasha) [See above. I have no problem with the incest factor of it.]
EdwardxAlphonse (Full Metal Alchemist) [I have no problem with incest, but... this pairing just doesn't do it for me on any level.]

I'm not going to list het pairings I don't like. Pick one, the odds are I'll dislike it. I'm a slash fanfiction writer and reader, I ignore het canon on a daily basis.

OMG thats funny!!

double ew.....
Just images in my head wont let me sleep for a thousand years...but anywho
I dont Like SesshomaruxInuYasha
ShippoxJakken (yuck)
I say those two because I saw a fan-fic about them which really suxs xp

With the exception of Jakken/Anyone..... *gagging noises in background* That's just..... EW!