THE ASK TRISTAN COLUMN!

[Vindex-San]

hey tristan whyido the BEWD and REBD have other names? (reshiram and zekrom respectfully)  

[DryBoneXL]

Greetings, Tristan. I need your advice: What can i do to get on the Pharoah's good side?  

[Parallel Inverse]

Tristan, what did you think about the latest Abridged episode?  

[Doctor McNugget]

Dearest sweet Tristan, what do you think of the economy right now?

And by the way. Lets have sex.  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

GirLikeBurritos

People make fun of me for liking to play children's card games and won't play with me. What should I do?

Tell them to go get eaten by Godzilla, and then fart on them. That usually works for me.  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Seto Kaibaman

e_o does the T in "Mr. T"s name really stand for Tristan?

(I thought it stood for tom or tim)

You really had to be there, but believe me, this is exactly what happened.....


It was a dark and stormy night. Mr. T said, "Tell me a story, my son." And so I began.

It was a dark and stormy night, Mr. T said, "Tell me a story, my son." And so I began.

It was a dark and stormy night, Mr. T said, "Tell me a story, my son." And so I began.


Wait! Wait! Hold up! I'm telling the wrong story. This is what really happened.

It was a bright and sunny day. Mr. T said, "Give me a mohawk, my son." And so I began. I started to shave his hair, but it turned out looking like my crazy do. So Mr. T (whose name was Laurence at the time) said,
"Hey Tristan! I look like you now! You might as well call me Mr. T! The T is for Tristan!"
And the rest is Tristory. Oh and then I gave him an actually mohawk, and not a Trohawk. That's what my hairdo is called. A Trohawk.

 

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Vindex-San

hey tristan whyido the BEWD and REBD have other names? (reshiram and zekrom respectfully)

I don't even know what that is!  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

DryBoneXL

Greetings, Tristan. I need your advice: What can i do to get on the Pharoah's good side?

I didn't know he had a bad side! Is he like Bakura too? I mean skitzo? I hope not! But to answer your question, I'd say tell him a cheezy joke, or send him a box of chocolate and flowers. Wait that's what you do to get on a girl's good side......Eh. same difference.  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Dark Star Luna

Tristan, what did you think about the latest Abridged episode?

Hmmmm....I think it lacked a little bit of something that I can't quite place. Oh I know! ME BEING ALIVE! Well other than that, I'd put it up for an Oscar. Serenity finally professed her love for me, and Duke's sweet a** got destroyed. That sounds like a good day. Too bad I had to die in my very own episode that I thought would never come. But on the bright side, now I'm a robot monkey with a Trohawk (definition- n. hairdo featured on Tristan's conehead that is now all the craze in Hollywood). I know what I'll do! I'll be like King Kong, and capture Serenity, and then bring her to the top of the Kaibadome, and then we'll get married!  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

I could use some cake

Dearest sweet Tristan, what do you think of the economy right now?

And by the way. Lets have sex.

Ummm it depends on who's economy you're talking about. Domino City's economy, the video game world's economy, or the Barney and Friends economy. But they all seem okay to me. How should I know?  

[Doctor McNugget]

Tristan Taylor Loves You

I could use some cake

Dearest sweet Tristan, what do you think of the economy right now?

And by the way. Lets have sex.

Ummm it depends on who's economy you're talking about. Domino City's economy, the video game world's economy, or the Barney and Friends economy. But they all seem okay to me. How should I know?

Barney and Friends, I have red hair! biggrin  

[Ashleighaleigh]

Would you rather fight 50 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

I could use some cake

Tristan Taylor Loves You

I could use some cake

Dearest sweet Tristan, what do you think of the economy right now?

And by the way. Lets have sex.

Ummm it depends on who's economy you're talking about. Domino City's economy, the video game world's economy, or the Barney and Friends economy. But they all seem okay to me. How should I know?

Barney and Friends, I have red hair! biggrin

Hurray! Barney has been going through some tough times, but he'll get through it.  

[Doctor McNugget]

Tristan Taylor Loves You

I could use some cake

Tristan Taylor Loves You

I could use some cake

Dearest sweet Tristan, what do you think of the economy right now?

And by the way. Lets have sex.

Ummm it depends on who's economy you're talking about. Domino City's economy, the video game world's economy, or the Barney and Friends economy. But they all seem okay to me. How should I know?

Barney and Friends, I have red hair! biggrin

Hurray! Barney has been going through some tough times, but he'll get through it.

Yes, he has, and what do you think about....Domino City's economy? Hm?  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Ashleighaleigh

Would you rather fight 50 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

I think I'd take the horse sized duck. That way, after I defeat it with my precise combat skills, I can ride it off into the sun like a cowboy on a pony!