"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Ura the rainbow King]

"i told you mochi was better.
I am calling from jail for killing my now ex".  

[Rockefor]

I told you you should have someone do the job.

Im calling from jail cuz i killed my dad with a plastic knife.  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

I told you yous should have used a gun with a silencer.

I'm calling from jail because I slit Harry Potter's throat.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you poisoning him was easier.

I'm calling from jail because the cops broke into my house by accident and ended up discovering what I was hiding in my basement.  

[The Revered One]

I told you that you should have gotten rid of your Harrison Ford shrine a long time ago.

I'm calling from jail because my cat peed on the mayor's chihuahua.  

[Ruisu-sempai]

Did it at least shut the damn dog up?

I'm calling from jail because I just found/bought a broken (Unbeknown to me) copy of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle and killed the nearest living thing.  

[Kyss Kyss]

told you ya should of aten a cookie ( they taste good)
Im calling from jail for swear to often  

[Vengeful Elegance]

I told you to keep your comments to yourself.

I'm calling from jail because I pushed over a port-a-potty with someone inside it.  

[Windyful]

If he was peeing, NICE. If he wasn't, WHY DID THEY PUT U IN JAIL


I'm callin from jail for running like a manic because I was happy that I got to go to an anime expo.  

[Ruisu-sempai]

You deserved it! You can never be happy!

I'm calling from jail because I fail at voice acting.  

[-x- broken senses -x-]

I told you to be quiet and just use a mask!

I'm calling from jail for running over my neighbor's cat  

[Rockefor]

YOU KILLED MR.WHISKERS? YOU BAS...

I'm calling from jail because i killed the cat killer above.  

[Ruisu-sempai]

It was her fault.

I'm calling from jail because I'm a cop.  

[The Revered One]

In that case, get back to work!

I'm calling from jail because I saw the missing footage from the Watergate scandal.  

[Ruisu-sempai]

No, you didn't. *Puts on glasses and wipes mind over phone*

I'm calling from jail because the government found out that I can wipe people's minds and are holding me captive.