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When you made a Link doll.

(I would post pictures, but sadly I cannot. Making character dolls is a bit of a habit of mine. My current favorites I have made include: LINK, Edward Elric, Org. XIII Roxas, and Sora.)

1. You dye your hair red, make your nose longer, and go to the gym every single day to work on your bodybuilding.
2. You go up to the largest tree in the park and demand it to give you the Spiritual Stone of the Forest. When nothing happens, you place a death curse on the tree.
3. You go to the rocky area of the same park and find a giant rock. You demand it to give you the Spiritual Stone of Fire, and when nothing happens, you block off the cavern next door with a giant boulder.
4. While you're in the very same park, you find the largest lake and a really large fish. You demand the Spiritual Stone of Water from the lake. When nothing happens (for the third time in a row), you place a death curse on the large fish.
5. When you get suspended for bullying the blonde haired blue eyed boy in your class, you yell, "Curse you Zelda and Link! Someday, when this seal is broken, that is when I'll exterminate your descendants! As long as the Triforce of Power is in my hand!!!"
6. You get beat up by the same blonde-haired blue-eyed boy in your class because he has been playing Legend of Zelda too much and is imagining himself as Link.
7. You draw the Triforce on your right hand with a yellow Sharpie marker, and you color in the top triangle with the same yellow Sharpie.
8. You show off the Triforce drawing on your hand to everyone in the school, bragging that you have the Triforce of Power and you can do whatever you want.
9. You kidnap the blonde-haired girl in your class, lock her up in a pink glass case, and sit at the organ playing dramatic music.
10. When the Link wannabe (aka the same blonde-haired blue-eyed kid in numbers 5 and 6 on this list) shows up to rescue her, the both of you fight. After you lose, you "die" dramatically, expecting the school to collapse.
11. When that does happen (and the boy and girl escape), you emerge from the rubble and expect to turn into a gigantic beast.
12. You didn't know that in reality, the school collapsed due to structural failure, not from your dying breath.
13. You go to the music room and tear it apart looking for the Ocarina of Time.
14. After number 13, you go to the same blonde-haired girl and demand the Ocarina of Time from her.
15. You make the Sword of the Sages out of cardboard and use it in the second battle with the Link wannabe.
16. You have gone through high school acting and dressing like Ganondorf.
17. You are currently in college acting and dressing like Ganondorf.
18. You are on Gaia planning to dress up your avatar like Ganondorf, and have put a tektek of yourself as Ganondorf on your signature.
19. Your favorite character in the whole Zelda series is Ganondorf
20. You hope to someday meet Ganondorf and help him defeat Link and Zelda.
21. You have made a "You know you play too much Zelda when...." list, and you made it with things related to Ganondorf because you like Ganondorf.
22. You have done at least one of these things on this list.
23. Your mom has seen this list, has known that you have done everything on this list, and has called the FBI on you.

Yay! I made someone laugh!!!!

I couldn't find any Ganondorf related lists......and he's my favorite character......so I made my own!

I wonder if I should add another one to the list.....

Thanks! biggrin .....Well, I do the best I can.

((Continuation of the list I did...))

24. You buy Super Smash Brothers Melee and Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and the first thing you do in both games is unlock Ganondorf.
25. After unlocking him, you play as Ganondorf in Super Smash Brothers Melee and Super Smash Brothers Brawl...every single time.
25. You instantly headlock anyone who complains that Ganondorf's moves are similar to Captain Falcon's.
26: While doing number 25, you yell, "I know that, but can Captain Falcon change into an awesome gigantic beast?"
27. When the person answers, "No" you instantly say, "That's what I thought. Now silence, or I shall send you to the Dark Realm to be punished by Ganondorf for your insubordination!'

((Now why would you think that?

*sits at laptop dressed like Ganondorf, with Ganondorf posters surrounding her room, and a plaque on the outside of her door that reads "The Dark Realm: Home of Ganondorf. Enter and Be Destroyed!"*

I mean, it's not that big of a deal...))

Here's one. Every time you see a small blue light, with or without wings, you feel the need to punch it. Then kick it if it's an object and you didn't just hurt your hand on the wall. Then you proceed to pour gasoline on the object and light a match, drop it on the object, then scream as the flames consume it "FINALLY! BURN YOU ANNOYING B****!! BURN!"
Then you go back to the small child whose toy you just burned in front of his eyes, look at his parents who were standing in the doorway and say "It was for his own good."

Oh, and if it sounds oddly specific, it's a...coincidence.... ninja