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And They Called Me Mechs

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:06 pm


...-.-;... Yer killin' me smalls... No, Soldiers think outside of the jar. AAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.... Ok, so it's not that funny but still.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:08 pm


Army used to have the Airforce in them; made a separate branch in 1943.

Marines used to be the same branch as the Navy, made separate in...

Well it was gradual.

Now a days Marines are just really trained, singularly dropped forces who exploit the mobility of the other branches and go the other areas. First ones in, last ones out, pretty much their purpose now.

They establish a 'light' fighting force, easy to transport and well trained.

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And They Called Me Mechs

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:09 pm


I like my answer to the JOKE better.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:13 pm


Mechanical Spin Phenomena
I like my answer to the JOKE better.


LIESZ!!!!!1111ONE scream

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And They Called Me Mechs

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:14 pm


What ever... Lol. Submarines. Everything else, is just a target.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:14 pm


chill man..go with the flow dude.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:15 pm


LOL.

Nice joke Mech.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:16 pm


Thanks. Atleast SOMEONE appreciates my humor.

And They Called Me Mechs


dark light yagami22

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:17 pm


I am not much for humor.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:18 pm


I've noticed.

I bet if we were standing next to each other in the bathroom pissing in urinals, with dividers between us, and I looked you in the eye and said, "Nice ring." You'd freak out.

And They Called Me Mechs


dark light yagami22

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:21 pm


I probably will.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:21 pm


I would! eek

Idk... Hey buddy. Nice...

eek


Kk maybe I would. sweatdrop

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And They Called Me Mechs

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:22 pm


Wow. 'Nuff said lol. *is dying laughing on the inside*
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:23 pm


We do and say the most random things out to sea in order to entertain ourselves. I know many of men who came back scarred for life.

And They Called Me Mechs


And They Called Me Mechs

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:33 pm


A marine walks into a bathroom and starts taking a piss in a urinal. A little boy walks up and begins tugging on his sleeve saying, "Mister mister, are you a real Marine?" The marine looks at him and smiles saying, "Why yes I am kid. You wanna wear my hat?" The boy nods as the marine puts his hat on him, the the kid runs off. A few minutes later, a drunken sailor walks in falling all over the place. Leaning against the urinal, he begins pissing as the boy runs up and starts tugging on his sleeve. "Mister mister, are you a real sailor." The sailor looks around then says, "Why yes I am, kid. You wanna suck my d**k?" The kid laugh and says, "No sire, I'm not a real marine, I'm just wearing his hat."
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