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 Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:04 pm
I'm divorcing you because you're always wanting me indecently dressed, and then you complain about the fines and money later. You're never happy! Choose partial-nudity OR not being poor, you can't have both. >.>
(x3)
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:06 pm
I'm divorcing you because you don't have the common sense to choose the appropriate time for each one
(:3)
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:10 pm
I'm divorcing you because you are coming up with clauses to our marriage that weren't brought up when we got married. Now you want me to have common sense? *sniffs* Overrated, my dear. 3nodding
Also, because you keep hiding puddles in the background. >.>
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:13 pm
I'm divorcing you because you don't understand that if you had common sense we wouldn't be getting fined. That and we don't have the money to support those two peacocks you stole from the zoo and spray painted!
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:15 pm
I'm divorcing you because you say you like my uniqueness, and yet you can't support my passion for spray-paint animal art. ;.; So many mixed signals!
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:22 pm
I'm divorcing you because your glowing eyes kept making mine irritated and I would run into things afterward DX
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:35 pm
Because you kept changing, you wouldn't just stick with ONE thing.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:23 pm
Because you never change. Variety is the spice of life. OUR RELATIONSHIP NEEDED MORE SPICE, WE NEEDED TO HEAT THINGS UP, BUT NOOOOOO. crying
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:04 pm
You're too bright and colorful. It constantly gives me migraines. I can't live in pain like that.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:20 pm
Because you definitely have ocular cancer o.o;
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:24 pm
Because you're too cute, it gave me a brain tumour. ^^
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:34 pm
Because you are no longer a minor... I like em young and fresh, not old and bitter. Happy birthday ^.^
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:13 am
Because that robot roommate of yours won't shut up @.@
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:34 am
BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO SUBMIT TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS. WE ARE EXTREMELY PORSCHE 911.
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:49 am
BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSTANTLY A ELBOWS AKIMBO.
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