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 Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:48 pm
VividlyPainful wo_nyrmo VividlyPainful Apparently I'm pregnant! O: CONGRATULATE ME. Anon, you are the father. I demand child support and more flan. Wow you got knocked up by someone and you don't even know who it is? =o Thats some really strong drugs or something they gave you then. Well, the anon gave me flan for the bun in my oven, so s/he must be the one who put it there. I guess I have sleep sex. Yay Anon hookers or one-night-stands during a deep sleep.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:51 pm
Renard Muldrake VividlyPainful wo_nyrmo VividlyPainful Apparently I'm pregnant! O: CONGRATULATE ME. Anon, you are the father. I demand child support and more flan. Wow you got knocked up by someone and you don't even know who it is? =o Thats some really strong drugs or something they gave you then. Well, the anon gave me flan for the bun in my oven, so s/he must be the one who put it there. I guess I have sleep sex. Yay Anon hookers or one-night-stands during a deep sleep. Then we had a believe sleep sex symphony, and s/he somehow obtained a video tape of it and knows of my bun. I wonder if it will be wheat or regular? Maybe buttered?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:54 pm
VividlyPainful Renard Muldrake VividlyPainful wo_nyrmo VividlyPainful Apparently I'm pregnant! O: CONGRATULATE ME. Anon, you are the father. I demand child support and more flan. Wow you got knocked up by someone and you don't even know who it is? =o Thats some really strong drugs or something they gave you then. Well, the anon gave me flan for the bun in my oven, so s/he must be the one who put it there. I guess I have sleep sex. Yay Anon hookers or one-night-stands during a deep sleep. Then we had a believe sleep sex symphony, and s/he somehow obtained a video tape of it and knows of my bun. I wonder if it will be wheat or regular? Maybe buttered?
Also, do you think the cameraman could've been asleep too?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:00 pm
I am so loving this conversation right now...
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:00 pm
Renard Muldrake VividlyPainful Renard Muldrake VividlyPainful wo_nyrmo VividlyPainful Apparently I'm pregnant! O: CONGRATULATE ME. Anon, you are the father. I demand child support and more flan. Wow you got knocked up by someone and you don't even know who it is? =o Thats some really strong drugs or something they gave you then. Well, the anon gave me flan for the bun in my oven, so s/he must be the one who put it there. I guess I have sleep sex. Yay Anon hookers or one-night-stands during a deep sleep. Then we had a believe sleep sex symphony, and s/he somehow obtained a video tape of it and knows of my bun. I wonder if it will be wheat or regular? Maybe buttered?
Also, do you think the cameraman could've been asleep too?Sourdough would be great. Yummy. Perhaps. Unless the camera was a security camera as we sleep sexed all over the lawn of the white house or at a paranoid McDonald's. gonk "Message: King got high and raped you in your sleep." Father!Anon, if that is you, I am deeply ashamed of your desperate ploy to get out of child support. I will take you to court. D< Comfy will be our judge, and I'll bribe her with gold or sex so she will rule heavily in my favor. If you are are another Anon, I do not believe you. King does not like boobies or other feminine areas even high. I am not a guy. Thank you for the Santa Cow plushie. My bun will love it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:02 pm
>>
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I heard you be creepin' round. But that's just me...
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:07 pm
"Message: I know Steven is Gay.
He has his nipples percied.
&]"
Still. I had to point out that even high, he would run from boobs. I doubt he could mistake me for a boy.
Are we going to have a conversation through gifts and posts?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:10 pm
VividlyPainful Sourdough would be great. Yummy. Perhaps. Unless the camera was a security camera as we sleep sexed all over the lawn of the white house or at a paranoid McDonald's. gonk "Message: King got high and raped you in your sleep." Father!Anon, if that is you, I am deeply ashamed of your desperate ploy to get out of child support. I will take you to court. D< Comfy will be our judge, and I'll bribe her with gold or sex so she will rule heavily in my favor. If you are are another Anon, I do not believe you. King does not like boobies or other feminine areas even high. I am not a guy. Thank you for the Santa Cow plushie. My bun will love it.
Also, with Comfy, & I being PI's we can totally track down Anon-Dad for you.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Every time I see your hot body, it's a shock to my system.
I get this all the time.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:12 pm
Pain, I got a new gift with a message for you.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
Tell Pain this:
By the way, Your having 8 Kids.
Your the new Octo mom.
The Fathers are:
Me, Comfy, Maze, Szen, Cold, Renard, Prim and Me Again.
Also, I highly doubt... well all of those except for Me, & Anon-Dad.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:13 pm
Renard Muldrake VividlyPainful Sourdough would be great. Yummy. Perhaps. Unless the camera was a security camera as we sleep sexed all over the lawn of the white house or at a paranoid McDonald's. gonk "Message: King got high and raped you in your sleep." Father!Anon, if that is you, I am deeply ashamed of your desperate ploy to get out of child support. I will take you to court. D< Comfy will be our judge, and I'll bribe her with gold or sex so she will rule heavily in my favor. If you are are another Anon, I do not believe you. King does not like boobies or other feminine areas even high. I am not a guy. Thank you for the Santa Cow plushie. My bun will love it.
Also, with Comfy, & I being PI's we can totally track down Anon-Dad for you.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Every time I see your hot body, it's a shock to my system.
I get this all the time.I made a sourdough bread turtle once. Gasp! Maybe my bun will be in the shape of a baby with red jelly filling! Feel free to beat her/him up and rob Anon-Dad if you find him/her.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:17 pm
VividlyPainful I made a sourdough bread turtle once. Gasp! Maybe my bun will be in the shape of a baby with red jelly filling! Feel free to beat her/him up and rob Anon-Dad if you find him/her.
Apparently I'm in league with him.
At least, that's what the gift they sent said.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:18 pm
Renard Muldrake Pain, I got a new gift with a message for you.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
Tell Pain this:
By the way, Your having 8 Kids.
Your the new Octo mom.
The Fathers are:
Me, Comfy, Maze, Szen, Cold, Renard, Prim and Me Again.
Also, I highly doubt... well all of those except for Me, & Anon-Dad. Except Octomom had 8 at once, so I would just be Pain and Half the Population Plus Eight. Edit: Wait. I'm not having eight buns at once. talk2hand Separate fathers for even twins are very rare and I refuse to believe it happened eight times. Anon: "Message: What if we do? And what if it's more than one person? At least I have the Grace to respond." There is nothing wrong with gift-post contact, but what if I grow fond of you and my heart weeps when you can no longer anon me and for me to respond? WHAT IF I WANT YOU TO BE MY ANON-FATHER ASSUMING YOU ARE NOT ALREADY MY ANON-FATHER?!
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:18 pm
Renard Muldrake Pain, I got a new gift with a message for you.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
Tell Pain this:
By the way, Your having 8 Kids.
Your the new Octo mom.
The Fathers are:
Me, Comfy, Maze, Szen, Cold, Renard, Prim and Me Again.
Also, I highly doubt... well all of those except for Me, & Anon-Dad. I demand a paternity test >_<
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:22 pm
Renard Muldrake VividlyPainful I made a sourdough bread turtle once. Gasp! Maybe my bun will be in the shape of a baby with red jelly filling! Feel free to beat her/him up and rob Anon-Dad if you find him/her.
Apparently I'm in league with him.
At least, that's what the gift they sent said.You only in league with him so you can find him and beat him up. You have to gain his trust because gaining his identity and location. Do I need to Anon gift you to make this true? @Cold I AM 1000000% SURE THAT YOU ARE THE FATHER. NU NEED 2 A TEST.
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