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alright need to buy me some bullets anyhow.. rolleyes
hold on *austin places a finger on him* They are in the nearest port before he even realized they where off the ship.

(Umm, sorry, was getting my behind handed to me on zomg.)


Zel leads the way, weaving between the feet of the market goers, until he finds a stall that sells dairy products. Then he steps into a shadowy alley and comes out more human than cat. He brushes off his sleeves, grins at Austin and approaches the farmer with a smile. "My good sir," he begins, then he frowns... "good lord man, are ye all right?" he cries in a panicky voice. The farmer looks at him in confusion. Zel peers at him worriedly. "Ye are a bit peekish and yer eyes are feverish, yer not ill and selling us tainted goods now are ye?" He demands in a firm commanding voice. The farmer rushes to assure him that he is feeling perfectly fine and that his goods are of a top notch quality. He even offers Zel a large mug of milk to prove his validity. Zel takes it hesitantly, then tests it, downing it with relish after a few sips.

"I'm truly sorry sir, but ye did look a bit out of sorts. Perhaps it was the shadows of your canopy that fooled me eye. This is some of the best mild I've had in a long time. You must graze your herd on the choicest of grass. Is your cheese of the same caliper?"

The farmer nods sagely. "Aye" he says, "my cows are me children here sir, try this."

In the end Zel leaves with a large metal jug under one arm and a huge wheel of cheese under the other, all bought for a mere fraction of the farmer's original asking price. He waits until he and Austin are out of hearing distance and leans over with a ear splitting grin." Works like a charm, every time. Just don't try it on two farmers at the same market, and never the same man twice."

Sure he says with a smile of delight. I could always do with a bit a kahlua and cream.

Then I'll want to stash my goods here, somewhere safe. See a likely spot?

The neko straddles the second stool puts his purchases on the counter and orders a bottle of kahlua.

"Might as well take it back with me. I'm running low on the ship anyway," he says to Austin taking a good look around. He notices a few definat stares and shrugs. "I think my ears are making a few of the customers in here nervous."

"And that is normal?" asks Zel with a laugh. He gets his bottle and mizes himself a drink in a mug the barkeep hands him. He notices the man watching him in confusion. "Aye, you can mix it with coffee to make it stronger, but I prefer cream, myself. It soothes the stomach and goes down easy. You should try it, here, get yourself a mug barkeep and I'll share."

Zel laughs and takes a long hard pull at his drink. "And what was it that caused him to drop like that? Surely you had something in there, Austin."

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