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resonantscythe

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:36 am


*Eats jess' peanut butter and goes on and on about how delicious and wonderful it is, and how great the strawberry milk he's gonna wash it down with will be and how satisfying the whole thing will be while he licks his fingers and keeps going "MMMMmm!! Oh YEAH! THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS!!! "*



*Shoves an oversized ice cube Down Chibi's exposed crack*
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:50 am


Ah! My buns are cold! eek

*releases a powerful fart, hurling the ice-cube at Scythe's face*

Sorry if I returned that ice-cube a bit brown.... sweatdrop :

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resonantscythe

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:35 am


AAAAArrrrggggggHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jumps into a pool to wash out his eyes, then pulls chibi in and chains her to the bottom*
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:07 pm


*sends her grunny to pee on Scythe*

I'm kind of surprised that Alvinette isn't taking part in this lewd fight. She is really big on low-brow humor.

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Moriko_Wolf_Youkai

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:46 pm


*commands her unicorn to pee on Chibi.* Why wait for her?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:18 am


You're right! xd

*sends her army of flying monkeys to fling poo on Alvinette*

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Moriko_Wolf_Youkai

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:54 pm


*digs out the day old leftovers from the chow hall and throws them at Chibi and Alvinette*
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:04 am


*collects a truckload of lion poo (extra-stinky 'cause lions are carnivores!) from several different zoos and then dumps it all on Chibi and Moriko*
How's that for lowbrow humor? twisted mrgreen blaugh


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:45 am


*sends her grandmother's dog to Alvinette's house so it can pee all over her carpet* twisted
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:15 pm


*slashes lilchibiusa with a chainsaw*

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:13 pm


*throws Izuna into a wormhole*
PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:08 am


*once again (didn't you send the stupid dog to my house pages ago, only to have my cats take care of him in short order!?) I sit back and laughs as my redneck cats and my neighbors' redneck dogs make mincemeat out of Chibi's grandmother's spoiled, rotten, horrible little city dog; then I send the horrible little dog back to Chibi's place after feeding it weeks-old leftovers*


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:13 am


I keep sending him because he is the worst punishment I can think of. blaugh

*signs Alvinette up to be a kamikaze scotsman*
PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:22 am


*crash-lands on Chibi's house, right on top of her room*


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Moriko_Wolf_Youkai

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:42 am


*Looks at Chibi's room* You call this damage? Looks like an improvement to me. *detonates a smoke grenade under Chibi's bed*
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