Why did you divorce the aay?

[Daypaw]

Her hair was full of smoke emo  

[Shujitsun]

Those eyes scared me ; m;  

[Tera Windstar]

Because he is cuter then me.  

[Daypaw]

She brought her weapons to the dinner table.  

[Shujitsun]

I always got shivers whenever I saw that tail.  

[Daypaw]

He spent more time on his hair than I spent on mine talk2hand  

[Lady Lilith Mistfang]

She didn't like any of my butterflies crying  

[Alison Wood-Quinn]

We were using too much hair conditioner between the two of us. I can't afford to keep a wife who uses all my conditioner.  

[Vivacious Villain]

She ate all of my oreos.

 

[Daypaw]

She never put that dog down. Not even once, never.  

[wonton_slayer]

Her avi is too white so I could never find her >_<  

[FortyTheRapper]

She always seemed scared  

[TxTiNK]

He had a BIG gun!! sweatdrop

 

[Azyiie]

Kept tripping on that dress. :c  

[TxTiNK]

Though she's a lovely dancer, she kept stepping on my toes.