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 Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:35 pm
I think my eagle wants to eat my head...
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:36 pm
I can survive on an uncharted island for days, and still maintain perfect hair!
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:37 pm
Haha. Nice one! biggrin
I think I grew a spear on my rear end XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:40 pm
hahahaha xD
I'm 1/4 scottish, 1/4 English, 1/4 Danish, and 1/4 woodland creature.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:41 pm
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT. THE USELESS JUNK HAT!!! HAVE SOME USELESS JUNK? PUT IT IN THE HAT! WANT TO LOOK LIKE A DEMONIC FREAK AND CARRY AROUND A SCYTHE THAT'S TOO FREAKING BIG TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOOK BADASS? MY HAT IS FOR YOU!
BUY IT TODAY!
(Call 1-800-BUY-THE-HAT-NOW)
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:43 pm
ROTFLMAO that was a freakin good one XDDD
My abs are made out of lava. your argument is void.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:46 pm
I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:52 pm
I disobey the laws of physics by holding a revolver with my stubby claws.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:53 pm
Yeah, I'm wearing slippers. Say something about it, I dare you.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:55 pm
Yeah, I tried to wear slippers. But unfortunatley I impaled them with my abnormally sharp feet. You think learning an instrument in one day is hard? try balancing on these babies.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:59 pm
I carry around this freaking HUGE scythe ALL FREAKING DAY, just to come home to YOU telling me you're NOT GOING TO MAKE ME A SAMICH?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? *STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB*
Remember, if you're in an abusive relationship, don't hesitate. Call our hotline at 1-800-MAKE-ME-A-SAMICH.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:00 pm
hahahahahahahaha xD
Do you know how much it costs to get a tattoo when you're face is made out of molten rock??
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:02 pm
Does this cloak make my butt look big?
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:03 pm
You think you can sink ME?? why, my ship is even bigger than that cloak guy's butt.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:04 pm
I go by many names. Death, Eternal sleep...
But you can call me... Tim.
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