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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:26 pm
Granted, but you overwork yourself and are forced to take a stress-leave.
I wish I had a pet leprechaun.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:39 pm
Granted, but he has rabies so you have to put him down. :(
I wish I knew how to fix musical instruments...
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:05 pm
Wish granted, but you can only do it by expelling bodily gases onto it and for some reason you are unable to burp or fart on command. You must wait, as the customers get angrier and angrier...
I wish there were some delicious soup in the house!
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:01 pm
Granted, but you find yourself in a world devoid of can openers. Or spoons. Or bowls. Or any heating devices. D:
I wish my hair wouldn't get so greasy so quickly...
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:39 pm
Granted; it gets all dried out and frayed, instead.
I wish I lived in a purple polka-dotted mansion.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:12 pm
Granted, but it's on the moon and oxygen is expensive these days, so you soon have to come back down to earth back into a normal apartment. >_<
I wish I had a lifetime supply of banana Runts.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:54 am
Wish Granted, but all your friends are jealous and kill you for your banana runts I wish the person I have a crush on would like me.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:43 pm
Wish granted, but you realize that person isn't worth anything and leave them.
I wish I were a fairie.
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:14 am
granted but you get caught by humans, and are disected in the name of science
i wish i had another job
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:56 am
Granted, but your new job is being the assistant to the guy who replaced you in your old job.
I wish I had an endless supply of pizza.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:10 pm
Granted, but it's all olive and anchovy pizza.
I wish I had a good job.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:14 am
granted but you lose your job after three days.
I wish my boyfriend weren't in the military.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:39 pm
Granted. He deserts and has to live in hiding in Africa for the rest of his life.
I wish the sun wasn't so darn bright.
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:17 pm
Granted, but then life as we know it dies because nothing can get enough sun anymore.
I wish you could have the option to buy Starbursts in packages of one flavor at a time, as well as all four of the mix at once as they already have it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:26 am
Granted. But then you can never find one flavor and you end up buying the mixed flavors anyways.
I wish there was snow in Florida!
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