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Tendara

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:57 pm


Tuxedo Avenger
Teh Matthew
Tuxedo Avenger
Teh Matthew
comfortably_dumb
Teh Matthew
Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore.

Neither of us are 18, to buy one.

I want a Fred. emo
Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;;
Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first.
Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc.
xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got.


the Suites should band together and conspire to get you one. I'd pitch in.

Is there a post office around? you gould get a P.O. Box. Or perhaps a friend that woudn't mind being a gateway for such an item.

I could mail it with no return address in a big brown box with "not porn" stamped on it.
xD That would be so sweet. Heh.

Well, I could get it mailed to my dad's. He wouldn't care so much. I'd just tell him I got free tampons or something.. (I get them in the mail all the time. Tampon mailing list.. ftw?)

xD WELL IT ISN'T PORN!


Sure, I just got my check so I'd be willing to spend some $ on that.

One big problem is trust though DX

To mail it too you I'd need you address, and thats kind of a big leap in trust here. I say we hold off until a later point. Unless there's a way to do this without me having you address? Anyone?
I don't care if people know my address.

7389 Golden Meadows Rd
Greenwood, LA 71033

Seriously. No one could find my house. It's in the middle of nowhere, off a sidestreet off a country road. Maquest and googlemaps have my house in the wrong spot. And I trust everyone in here.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:58 pm


comfortably_dumb
I think that we all agree that Tux is basically the best sex partner ever.
Your girlfriend knows how to share, right?
I agree.
Well, we can include her too.

Tendara


Vindico

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:58 pm


comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
What link? lol
Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.


lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:59 pm


Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
What link? lol
Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.


lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
That's hot. I hope you get Jessica a very nice/kinky one.

Tendara


comfylove
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:59 pm


Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
What link? lol
Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.


lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:01 am


comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.


lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D
I've never had a threesome actually. But, I'd like to.

Tendara


Vindico

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:01 am


comfortably_dumb
I think that we all agree that Tux is basically the best sex partner ever.
Your girlfriend knows how to share, right?


Thats going in my sig.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:03 am


Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
I think that we all agree that Tux is basically the best sex partner ever.
Your girlfriend knows how to share, right?


Thats going in my sig.
Comfy is famous! w00t!

Tendara


Vindico

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:04 am


Teh Matthew
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.


lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D
I've never had a threesome actually. But, I'd like to.

I would say that I have. But that would be a lie. I've ALMOST had one... in truth, I'm fairly glad I didn't. People already think of me as kind of a man whore, I'd rather not have that stuck out there.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:04 am


Teh Matthew
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.


lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D
I've never had a threesome actually. But, I'd like to.
Neither have I, but I've messed around with girls before.
That's why I am sure that they are better at sex then men are when it comes to pleasuring a woman.

@Tux: IS THAT A YES OR A NO?!

comfylove
Crew


Tendara

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:04 am


Tuxedo Avenger
Teh Matthew
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D
I've never had a threesome actually. But, I'd like to.

I would say that I have. But that would be a lie. I've ALMOST had one... in truth, I'm fairly glad I didn't. People already think of me as kind of a man whore, I'd rather not have that stuck out there.
Eh. Man whores are hot. And experienced. Which is sexy.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:05 am


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Dx fkjad;kfajd YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO ******** LUCKY, TUX. scream


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Tendara

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:05 am


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Dx fkjad;kfajd YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO ******** LUCKY, TUX. scream


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Agreed. XD
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:06 am


Teh Matthew
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Dx fkjad;kfajd YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO ******** LUCKY, TUX. scream


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`i;`l;`y;
Agreed. XD
Agreed squared.

comfylove
Crew


Vindico

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:06 am


comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Tuxedo Avenger
comfortably_dumb
Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.


lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333


I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.
Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D


You'd be happy to have her, I'm sure. Jess is HOT.

Greatest. legs. evar. I've never even seen a model that had beter legs in my eyes.
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