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 Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:56 pm
Quote: Thou shalt not run over guard members with thy bass drum. ow, thats gotta hurt xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:38 pm
Hari-Ito Durza the Shade Thou shalt replace reeds before they become either black or clear. now thats a good one! you should see the person next to me... his reeds are discusting! Ugh! That's gross! gonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:54 pm
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours instrument, mouth piece, head joint, or anything belonging to thy neighbour
Thou shalt not talk thy band directors name in vain.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:03 pm
thou shalt not murder thine section leader, captain, director, or freshmen, even if they dost deserve it.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:27 pm
Kinmotsu Thou shalt respect a sousaphones path. (we'll mow you down, beeyotch! domokun ) Thats right biggrin ive done it b4. poor poor color gaurd ppl who go too slow biggrin
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:14 pm
Thou shalt respect all sections.
Thou shalt stay out of 5th bass drum's way.
Thou shalt tell the 5th bass when she/he is going to bump into to something before they actually bump into it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:16 pm
Thou shalt laugh heartily when thy 5th bass player is running onto the field and trips over a sousaphone, smacking himself in the face with his own drum.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:20 pm
StickChick09 Thou shalt not run over thy field judges.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 9:52 am
thou shalt pay thine band dues
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:44 am
Shizankoff Kinmotsu Thou shalt respect a sousaphones path. (we'll mow you down, beeyotch! domokun ) Thats right biggrin ive done it b4. poor poor color gaurd ppl who go too slow biggrin I haven't done that yet! sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:45 am
...once a trumpet emptied their spit on my shoe. It made me want to die...not as bad as a horn I must say. (Horn meaning french horn)
Thou shalt respect the flutes, for though their instruments are the lightest, they have the fastest notes biotch. (I love you all ^_^...and I must say I pity the baritones, reveling in all their heaviness).
Thou shalt also dislike Richard above all else.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:36 am
Thou shalt not grumble when the director says "CHART ONE!" in his nice comfy and shaded chair.
Thou shalt not ask for a water break.
Thou shalt not tease your director, for he will give you laps.
Thou shalt not forget your sunscreen.
Thou shalt not forget water.
Thou shalt not complain about the heat/cold.
thou shalt not do anything but play and march.
Thou shalt not be flat footed.
And the most important of all...
Thou shalt not fry the nerves of a pic or a flute...They will make your ears bleed... twisted
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:10 am
Kaliea_1 Quote: Thou shalt not run over guard members with thy bass drum. ow, thats gotta hurt xd Thou SHALL run thy guard if thy guard is in way
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:52 am
Not quite in a Marching band but here's the ten commandment of my percussion section (I'm the leader) in my concert band:
Thou shalt insult thine conductor's bald patch at every opportunity
Thou shalt never touch the drum kit, unless thou art the lead percussionist
Thou shalt never use the lead percussionistssticks for eating Chow Mein Special
Thou shalt never take John Bonham or Buddy Rich's names in vain.
Thou shalt always reject the xlophone player.
Thine newest/youngest member shalt always fetch the manuscript.
Only thine leader may decide who plays the timps.
Thine fellow band members may never help you set up thine instruments
Thine fellow band members must always be roped into carrying the equipment.
Only thine leader may tune the timps
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:04 pm
Thou shalt not have a romantic relationship with thoust music stand, or Concert Bass Drum
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