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 Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:27 pm
because he didnt want to walk home.
Why do we have cars?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:58 pm
because we cant travel around on chickens
if ur dad's a dryer, and ur mom's a washing machine, how many pancakes can u fit in a doghouse?
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:05 pm
7,982.73 if I did my math correctly...
How many pecks of pickled peppers does Peter Piper need to pick to go to jail?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:28 am
none.
Where's Waldo? mrgreen
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:43 pm
In my freezer.
Why do cats shed so much?
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:53 am
because they cut themselves too much while shaving.
If it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop, then how many licks does it take to get to the center on the Earth?
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:09 am
Half a lick plus maybe a little digging.
Why do we have two hands?
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:31 pm
To create a diversity that people actually wouldn't complain about.
If people say "If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all", then why are we also still told to tell the truth?" =O
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:53 pm
Because the people who say that are secretly hoping to create a paradox that will cause the universe to implode.
What is the mean velocity of a coconut-carrying swallow?
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:05 pm
Is it an African swallow or a European one?
Why do we keepquoteing that moive
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:49 pm
Because ducks have flat feet.
Whose bed have your boots been under?
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:52 pm
Everyone's. ^.^
Whose heart did you steal, I wonder?
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:54 pm
This old guy's in a morgue.
If a penny saved is a penny earned, then why don't we all put twenty-five bucks in our piggybanks and watch our cash increase exponentially?...
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:09 am
Because a stitch in time saves nine; that's more economical.
If train A leaves the station heading south at 100 km/h and train B leaves the station heading north at 60 km/h, how many pounds per square inch of pressure would the tires need to be inflated to in order to ensure a smooth ride?
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:06 am
approximately pi
Why did the chicken call the duck instead of the hen?
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