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Ladies, Gentlemen, and everyone in between; I implore you: bring me a challenge. I seek to sharpen my rhetorical skills on the grindstone of perpetual execution; so, if you would, present me with a pair consistent of a subject matter, and a form of presentation. I fervently adhere there is no greater medium of improvement than performance subject to the criticism of compeers, and I hold that there is no subject matter I cannot present, and there is no format with which I am not competent. Submit to me your most impregnable arguments, propound your ultimate postulations, and I shall put forth my own assemblages for examination. It is my hope to, through this excercise, expand my diversity, accelerate my proliferations, and strengthen my colors. Tell me, in as few or many words, the what and the how, and I will fill both to whichever degree I may designate my nth.

Familiars, Roamers, anonymous countenances, lend me your rears! Facilitate a solution to my conundrum of dissatisfaction! Shall I be contented to remain as I am: an unfulfilled desire, without application insomuch as can be deemed beyond such approbated occupations that one is obliged to of take part wherein satisfaction may be wanting to the nth? I demand an excoriation of this malignant stagnation that purports a conflagration of nongratification that may be resolved wholly and sufficiently solely through the impartation of exercises by such confreres as I might hereabout locate for such interrogations. There can be no greater cultivation of skills than the execution of such machinations as I have thus put forth for consideration and shall carry out with only the utmost of constancy. Compatriots, impart to me, by conference or stealth communiqué, such devices as I might color to the satisfaction of our allies herein, and the greater utility of this umbra that has thus been contented to remain as translucent as the very motes of the air he respires. Seek I such simple intimations as theses and forms to expound upon ultimately and concretely in more than as many terms. All such proposed rows shall be put down by the artifacts of composition which one has heretofore and shall hence employ as the apparatuses of the skilled formation of language that is so remarkably dear. Can you confound one's ambition? Could you propose the impossible to one such as asks so much? Ply your wits, auxiliaries of the dissatisfied, that the immediately previous prefix might be removed and wholly replaced by an improved and true satisfied. For only then shall your mental trenches be spared the inane prolix of such devices that you have just now concluded; fly! that you might prove and elate, beyond such shadows of doubt that may remain, the erudite aptitude here professed as unfeigned and as yet wanting.

Poor Drago.

I recommend tomato soup, unless you're allergic to tomatoes.

Any soup makes me feel better. >>

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