The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[Julian Galaksylph]

Vasilisa, walking up a hill with no problem: What a beautiful day! I love Mother Nature!

Gregori, wheezing and out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S AN a*****e.

source : vine
characters involved : Vasilisa and Gregori Markov  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Jer, smirking: Okay, but how do short people talk to tall people?

Caty: Kick their shins!

Jess: Climb them.

Byuch: Cut off their legs.

Ada: ...Just look up at them? Guys?

source : tumblr
characters involved : Jeremy Lovette, Caty Blake, Byuchuch Horne, Ada Whitethorne  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Rory: Between you and Candace, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kimberly: I’m a knife.

Candace, from across the room: She’s a little spoon.

source : unknown
characters involved : Kimberly Leon, Candace Mackenzie, Ruaridh "Rory" Murdoch  

[Julian Galaksylph]

after the incident in Coventry

Faina: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy

Faina: And my heart has been severely damaged

Faina:

Faina: SO HARCROFT IF YOU'RE OUT THERE-

source : vine (not even emily)
characters involved : Faina Patrovna  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Ibarra, arguing with Akira: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part, deal with it!

Faina: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Akira: Yo Socrates it’s a ******** cookie.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Ibarra Bautista, Faina Patrovna, Akira Yamazaki  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Rubin: Matt was right, you are such a drag to talk to these days.

Austmar: Mm, he was right about a lot of things

Rubin, sarcastically: Wow, what a mysterious thing to say, I am so intrigued.

source : homestuck
characters involved : Rubin Eide, Matteo Eriksson-Eide, Austmar Eide  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Colin: It's not gay if I wanna date Shinobu, but like as bros, right?

Di: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.

Caty (eating chips): I'm an expert. That's gay.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Colin Beckett, Diantha Warlow, Catheryn Blake  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Wren: You're really campaigning for a*****e of the Year, aren't you?

Treva: As defending champion, are you nervous?

source : tumblr
characters involved : Wren Argall, Treva Warlow  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Eleazar: I'm Lea, by the way.

Harbinger: ...Harbinger.

Eleazar (mild surprise): Oh, we're using our made-up names. Then I'm Radar.

source : avengers
characters involved : Eleazar Bradley, Harbinger  

[Yukina101]

Vio: ALRIGHT s**t HEADS-except you Anti. You're an angel and we're happy to have you
Vander: What about me?
Vio: DID I ******** STUTTER

source: tumblr
characters involved: Violante Lillantine, Antigone Lillantine, Vander Lillantine  

[Graydon Ironshield]

Fianna: "Be careful, Linny."

Selina: "And may God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk, Fianna."

Source: An ancient Egyptian prayer

Characters involved: Fianna and Selina Grey  

[Graydon Ironshield]

Selina: "I must confess I feel as though I’m too little butter spread across too much bread."

Source: J.R.R. Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings'
Characters Involved: Selina and Hannah Grey  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Ivar: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Ivar: Glynn, code name - "Been There, Done That".

Ivar: Rory is "Currently Doing That."

Ivar: Oliver is "It Happened Once in a Dream"

Ivar: Rey, code name - "If I Had To Pick a Gal. "

Ivar: And Tiernan is... "Eagle Two".

Tiernan: Oh thank God.

source : Parks and Recreation
characters involved : Ivar Eriksson, Ruaridh "Rory" Murdoch, Oliver Davis, Reyna Whyte, Tiernan Yaxley  

[CatWaffle]

Jeremy: If you think about it the process of singing the birthday song and cutting into a cake is extremely satanic.

Lena: ?

Jeremy: Imagine it this way; a small gathering of people huddle around an object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song until the fire is blown out and a knife stabbed into the object.

Lena: You must be fun at parties.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Helena Davidson, Jeremiah Travers  

[CatWaffle]

Aeryn: I'm a lost cause, Mom. Time to focus on your good daughter - Cian!

Cian: I'm pretty!


source : Bob's Burgers
characters involved : Aeryn and Cian Quinlan