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 Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:36 am
Vasilisa, walking up a hill with no problem: What a beautiful day! I love Mother Nature!
Gregori, wheezing and out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S AN a*****e.source : vine
characters involved : Vasilisa and Gregori Markov
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:02 pm
Jer, smirking: Okay, but how do short people talk to tall people?
Caty: Kick their shins!
Jess: Climb them.
Byuch: Cut off their legs.
Ada: ...Just look up at them? Guys?
source : tumblr
characters involved : Jeremy Lovette, Caty Blake, Byuchuch Horne, Ada Whitethorne
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:51 am
Rory: Between you and Candace, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Kimberly: I’m a knife.
Candace, from across the room: She’s a little spoon.
source : unknown
characters involved : Kimberly Leon, Candace Mackenzie, Ruaridh "Rory" Murdoch
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:23 pm
after the incident in Coventry
Faina: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy
Faina: And my heart has been severely damaged
Faina:
Faina: SO HARCROFT IF YOU'RE OUT THERE-
source : vine (not even emily)
characters involved : Faina Patrovna
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:27 pm
Ibarra, arguing with Akira: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part, deal with it!
Faina: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Akira: Yo Socrates it’s a ******** cookie.source : tumblr
characters involved : Ibarra Bautista, Faina Patrovna, Akira Yamazaki
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:46 pm
Rubin: Matt was right, you are such a drag to talk to these days.
Austmar: Mm, he was right about a lot of things
Rubin, sarcastically: Wow, what a mysterious thing to say, I am so intrigued.
source : homestuck
characters involved : Rubin Eide, Matteo Eriksson-Eide, Austmar Eide
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:24 pm
Colin: It's not gay if I wanna date Shinobu, but like as bros, right?
Di: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.
Caty (eating chips): I'm an expert. That's gay.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Colin Beckett, Diantha Warlow, Catheryn Blake
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:53 pm
Wren: You're really campaigning for a*****e of the Year, aren't you?
Treva: As defending champion, are you nervous?
source : tumblr
characters involved : Wren Argall, Treva Warlow
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:56 pm
Eleazar: I'm Lea, by the way.
Harbinger: ...Harbinger.
Eleazar (mild surprise): Oh, we're using our made-up names. Then I'm Radar.
source : avengers
characters involved : Eleazar Bradley, Harbinger
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:57 pm
Vio: ALRIGHT s**t HEADS-except you Anti. You're an angel and we're happy to have you
Vander: What about me?
Vio: DID I ******** STUTTER
source: tumblr
characters involved: Violante Lillantine, Antigone Lillantine, Vander Lillantine
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:07 pm
Fianna: "Be careful, Linny."
Selina: "And may God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk, Fianna."
Source: An ancient Egyptian prayer
Characters involved: Fianna and Selina Grey
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:12 pm
Selina: "I must confess I feel as though I’m too little butter spread across too much bread."
Source: J.R.R. Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings'
Characters Involved: Selina and Hannah Grey
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:22 am
Ivar: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
Ivar: Glynn, code name - "Been There, Done That".
Ivar: Rory is "Currently Doing That."
Ivar: Oliver is "It Happened Once in a Dream"
Ivar: Rey, code name - "If I Had To Pick a Gal. "
Ivar: And Tiernan is... "Eagle Two".
Tiernan: Oh thank God.
source : Parks and Recreation
characters involved : Ivar Eriksson, Ruaridh "Rory" Murdoch, Oliver Davis, Reyna Whyte, Tiernan Yaxley
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:17 pm
Jeremy: If you think about it the process of singing the birthday song and cutting into a cake is extremely satanic.
Lena: ?
Jeremy: Imagine it this way; a small gathering of people huddle around an object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song until the fire is blown out and a knife stabbed into the object.
Lena: You must be fun at parties.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Helena Davidson, Jeremiah Travers
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:52 pm
Aeryn: I'm a lost cause, Mom. Time to focus on your good daughter - Cian!
Cian: I'm pretty!
source : Bob's Burgers
characters involved : Aeryn and Cian Quinlan
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