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 Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:06 pm
(In WW World, Final Battle Against Ganondorf)
Link: I'm here!!!! Ganondorf!!!! Where are you??? I set my butt on fire at least 10 times trying to help that stupid dragon, and sunk my boat at least a dozen times, and Ganon just abandons me??? *hears steps from behind him and reaches for his sword, finding only his sheild*
Ganon: I'm here, and I HAVE THE MASTER SWORD!!!! pirate
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:10 pm
Ocarina of Time
1. About time you got here
2. I just Loooove your hat
3. Zelda's a man quick we got to get out of here NOT WORTH IT!
4. Sorry link....gang green beat you to it *dies*
5. You wont even be able to breathe for this fight, I've been eating levitating plant beans and Gerudo taco's for the past 40 days and nights! hahhaa *farts*
6. have you gotten taller?
7. OH GOD KNOCK NEXT TIME PLEASE!
8. Yes thats him, he's the one who was trespassing in my castle
9. hey can I borrow your sword....I need to clean out the gutters in this place
10. Oh my god...your wearing tights....ME TOO! *lifts*
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:08 pm
link: *about to kill boss*
GANON: "FINISH HIM!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:06 pm
Ganon:Zelda,will u marry?
Zelda:YES!
Link:Aggggggggggggggggggh! scream
Link:few,just a nightmare
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:14 pm
What are you doing friday night?
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:36 am
( 1 )
Ganon: How in blazes did you get past all my monsters, traps and monster infested dungeons in only two hours?!
Link: Simple, I cheated. ________________________________________________________________________
( 2 )
Ganon: Once your finally gone I'm going to knock up your girl. pirate
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( 3 )
Ganon: Why do you ALWAYS come after me? Are there no other main villains in Hyrule to beat up?!
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( 4 )
Ganon: I give up. Majora, you take over for me. I quit.
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( 5 )
Ganon: I brought some Redead with me to sexually molest you some more.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:26 am
I'm not done with Zelda. Come back in half an hour.
OR
I'm done with Zelda... now I start with YOU.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:15 pm
Ganon: No, Link you win!
Link: Really?
Ganon: Nah, I'm just messing with ya. DIE!
or (this one's not mine)
Ganon: No! How did you beat my phantom!
Link: Heh, I play Wii Sports. It was easy!
Ganon: Well, you may have beaten him so easily, but when you face me, it won't be the same, because.........I PLAY WII SPORTS AS WELL!
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:24 pm
Link: -screams of death as he's attacked by sparkly glowy balls of doom in their game of ping pong/volleyball-
Ganondorf: Hahahaha! You know who else screamed with such power by my hand?
Link: -manages to look up, his face disgusted-
Ganondorf: -puts on sunglasses- Your mother.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
-... cough- >>
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:09 pm
"I give up..."
then there would be no evil to save the land of Hyrule from. Hero for hire anyone?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:17 pm
Ganondorf: Whose's Zelda's baby daddy? I AM!
Ganondorf: I love you Link.
Ganondorf: Hold on, I just need to finish with all this porn.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:29 pm
sporkalin "I give up..." then there would be no evil to save the land of Hyrule from. Hero for hire anyone? Legend of Zelda: Legend of the unemployed hero.
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:27 pm
We've been expecting you, Mr. Anderson.
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