Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

Because the Colonel was chasing her. (KFC joke)

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"

she needed to the FED EX store

... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

She needed to give her life to Jesus....the spot across the road was too noisy to do so(?).

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"

she was walking an old lady across the road

... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"

 

[LegolasStarr]

because all the other chickens were doing it (lol)  

[BugxNicole]

Because the international police were chasing her because she gave away the recipe for KFC's original fried chicken. heart  

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink,
orange, red, or
blue, but not grey

Because she needed to get to the computer to play the ' Why'd the chicken cross the road' game.

Because grey will not do.

 

[InnEvil]

Because he wanted to see if the pavement was the same as on that side  

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

Because he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"

because she had nothing better to do on a nice warm and sunny day.

... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

She needed to get to the pawn shop to get rid of some old jewlery.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"

Because she needed to get to her botox appointment

...Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"

 

[InnEvil]

She wanted to commit suicide instead of being eaten.

 

[faithful quenga]

I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"

Because she had to follow her therapists orders in walking down the road her parents walked before her to show her that she shouldn't fear death? sweatdrop

...Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"