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What Archer said lol.

Wow, I'm actually glad I got invited into this guild, and sad I didn't join till after the whole Atlanta_Redneck debackle. I would have loved to have destroyed him.

And as for the music thing: You guys left out Pantera and Soilwork. Though Leon's mention of Strapping Young Lad I full heartedly agree with.

Joke:

Four old guys are sitting on a porch in rocking chairs bullshitting. Each of them are retired four stars from their respective branches, Army, Airforce, Marines, and Navy. Well the debate comes up of which branch has the biggest balls. The Airforce General sits up and says, "The Airforce hands down. And I can prove it." Looking around, he see's a pilot walking towards his F-16. "Hey, Pilot." He says. "I want you to get into your jet, take it up as high as you can, then nose dive directly into the ground." "Roger that general." Says the pilot, who gets into the jet, takes it up, then nose dives into the ground causing a huge explosion. Sitting back, the Airforce General smiles and says, "That's balls gentlemen."

The Army general sits up and says, "You ain't seen nothin." Looking around, he see's a group of Rangers repelling out of a helicopter. "Hey, Rangers, ******** the rope, I want you to jump out." The Rangers all nod and begin jumping out, splatting on the ground. Sitting back, the Army general says, "That, gentlemen, is balls."

Shaking his head, the Marine general sits up and says, "I got you." Looking around, he see's a Marine trudging through a swamp. "Hey Marine. My wife likes hand made gator leather purses. I want you to find the biggest baddest gator you can find and make her one." Nodding, the marine trudges off and finds one, and tries to wrestle it. After much commotion, the gator eats the marine. Sitting back, the Marine general only says, "Ooorah boys."

The Admiral, now, he was quiet this whole time. Just sitting around rocking with a smug smile on his face as he smoked his cigar and drank his whiskey. The generals looks at him, and he doesn't even sit up. Seeing a seaman recruit walk across the flight deck of a carrier, he says, "And halt Recruit." The recruit looks at him and salutes. "Recruit, I want you to climb to the top of the highest mast and do a triple back flip into a belly flop off of it and into the water." Looking around, the recruit says, "That's gotta be atleast thirty stories admiral." The admiral nods. "With all due respect admiral, go ******** yourself. I ain't killing myself for your amusement." And with that, the admiral smirks, saying, "Now that's balls gentlemen."

Yeah, it's a long joke, sorry, first one I could think of.

Eh. All I know is that on a Submarine, the Atlanta kid would have commited suicide a long time ago.

Lol, Good idea lol.

What is the true name for the flap on the front of the Navy's dress blue pants?

It is called a broadfall

Oh. My mistake then. Nice avatar btw.

The marine a member of the military in an infantry or amphibious force under the authority of a navy, or in several cases, of an independent amphibious force. (the united states marine corps. The Army is a land based military of a nation. They may include other branches of the military such as the airforce. The word army means "field army".