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 Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:36 pm
Because you wouldn't stop acting jealous when I wore other hats.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:04 pm
Because my threads became so ridiculously popular that you just couldn't handle my fame anymore, and became very unlovable, and I just couldn't deal with it anymore.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:07 pm
Because you kept singeing the bed-sheets. I do, and I do, and I DO for you, scrimping and saving to buy 1000 thread-count egyptian cotton sheets, and what do you do? You traipse into bed all fiery and wreck it all! Even the pillow shams, goddamn you, EVEN THE PILLOW SHAMS! WHY?! WHY THE SHAMS, RANUU? WHYYYYYYY?
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:08 pm
Becauthe you wouldn't thtop lithping and it wath getting on my nerveth.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:12 pm
You never told me you were a woman. It's illegal for women to be married in this state, and I'm not moving to Canada for you, Kalsie-poo. I'm sorry, but this is the end for us.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:14 pm
Your fear of rain has ruined a night out for the last time!
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:19 pm
Because.... I find your lack of face disturbing. D< (Love you Viral. x3)
ninja It's a Star Wars reference, don't you see? Replace face with faith.... Darth Vader said it.... Come on, am I the only one who remembers this quote? D: ninja
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:21 pm
Because every time we hugged I got impaled too!
(Love you too :3)
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:22 pm
Because you kept making fun of my fear of the rain! It's a legitimate fear, dude!! Geez!! >.<
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:37 pm
Because you refused to immigrate even though I clearly live in the superior country. And also because you thought I was a dude? srsly?! Do you know any other dudes with such humongous luscious breasts? gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:40 pm
Yes, and I'm leaving you for him.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:45 pm
Because you always wore that bloody skirt, even to bed. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET IT ON WHEN YOU'RE WEARING THAT SKIRT?! D: So I guess you could say I'm leaving you because I'm dissatisfied with our physical relationship. *sniffs indignantly*
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:55 pm
No matter how hard I try to be colorful with you always say you're better than me
(X3)
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:59 pm
I'm divorcing you because you make small grammatical errors that don't actually inhibit one's ability to understand what you're saying. 3nodding Like you should have said "No matter how hard I try to be colourful with you, you always say you're better than me."
Geez Louise! >.<
(>w< love you V)
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:01 pm
I'm divorcing you again because I am tired of paying tickets for you because of you dressing indecently in public!
(Love you too :3)
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