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 Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:11 pm
mine is "MORON"
and "L, is for the way, that you look, at me!" <- this percussionist named Elle is always being called up for doing something stupid
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:34 pm
So many of them...
"Spit out your gum"
"Trumpets play slower"
"Trumpets play faster"
"Keep on beat drums"
"Trumpets play softer"
"To loud clarinets"
"We are at attention"
"French horns play your solo" (mainly to me because I hate solos)
"Quit talking trumpets and french horns"
There are more, but to many also he points at drums when he wants a roll off (he does this a lot when we don't shut up)
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:23 pm
O.o There are many, but I can only think of a few at the top of my head...
-"Kelsey, you talk too loud. Why can't you play loud? Hmm?"
-(Points at me...) "Play at ______" (I play. He cuts me off) "Drummers, listen to her. She plays right. You play wrong. Follow her lead."
-"Who practiced last night?" (I raise my hand) "Mel, put your hand down. You practice everynight. Everyone else, TAKE YOUR INSTRUMENTS HOME AND PRACTICE!"
-(Points at me.) "Mel, play your part in Mission Impossible...high-hat please?" (Plays) "Now snare...now bass..." (Silence while I play) "See where she accents?" (Starts snapping along) "Bum...bum...ba-ba-bum...You need to learn how to accent, people."
-"Okay, has anyone beat Mel at Guitar Hero yet?"
-"Get your cookies and warm milk and your blankie, because I'ma gonna tell ya a story! Story time, kids!"
-"Let's do that again shall we?"
-"Stop your effing whinning and play!"
-(This was a couple of years ago.) "Josh, why do you need a Sharpie...? Oh, wait, nevermind. So what are you doodling on your trumpet this time."
And the all time favorite, when people are not even looking at their music/don't have their music in front of them and play along to the person next to them.
--"DON'T BE A LEMMING!!!" (Points at picture of a lemming up on wall in which we named Tobi.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:28 pm
iBrokenWaterMelanie O.o There are many, but I can only think of a few at the top of my head...
-"Kelsey, you talk too loud. Why can't you play loud? Hmm?"
-(Points at me...) "Play at ______" (I play. He cuts me off) "Drummers, listen to her. She plays right. You play wrong. Follow her lead."
-"Who practiced last night?" (I raise my hand) "Mel, put your hand down. You practice everynight. Everyone else, TAKE YOUR INSTRUMENTS HOME AND PRACTICE!"
-(Points at me.) "Mel, play your part in Mission Impossible...high-hat please?" (Plays) "Now snare...now bass..." (Silence while I play) "See where she accents?" (Starts snapping along) "Bum...bum...ba-ba-bum...You need to learn how to accent, people."
-"Okay, has anyone beat Mel at Guitar Hero yet?"
-"Get your cookies and warm milk and your blankie, because I'ma gonna tell ya a story! Story time, kids!"
-"Let's do that again shall we?"
-"Stop your effing whinning and play!"
-(This was a couple of years ago.) "Josh, why do you need a Sharpie...? Oh, wait, nevermind. So what are you doodling on your trumpet this time."
And the all time favorite, when people are not even looking at their music/don't have their music in front of them and play along to the person next to them.
--"DON'T BE A LEMMING!!!" (Points at picture of a lemming up on wall in which we named Tobi.) Haha. That practicing one is funny.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:39 pm
Everything he says is mainly directed at the lowbrass(my group Woot~ Go Trombones) with the occasional other instrument comments.
"Trombones be quiet"
"Low Brass shutup!"
"Trombones give 20!"
"Low Brass is the weakest section"
"One more time"
"Ok this time is the last time"
"You'll get a water break in 10 mins"(Usually its about 30 mins later)
"Woodwinds GREAT JOB!"
"Matty where's my Fat Willy's"
"Clean up the Band Hall Now!"
"Low Brass you guys just suck!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:09 pm
The most famous one is *drum roll*
"thanks."
he says it like a comand xD
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:14 am
"you ritards"
"trombones the flutes are louder then you"
"you guys suck"
"for crying out loud why can't any of you play right?! :flings chair:
"you guys are morons you must fail at math if you can't understand crescendo and decrescendo?!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:39 am
when we sound really bad for some reason he tells us wesoiund like a polised turd.and in middle school he had a paper pilished turd and he would throw it at us. but if he didn't have it with him he would just throw a chalkbored eraser at us...but I was a flute so it never hit me. he would just kick me when I crossed my legs!
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:33 pm
"do it again x____"
"when i say do it one more time, i mean do it 5 more times"
"come on!"
"you can do better than that"
"remember FUNdamentals"
"NO not that!"
& my favorite
"excedisenthusitude"
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:25 pm
you guys are a bunch of squirels...
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:12 pm
My BD's laugh: 'Ahuh huh huh huh Ho!'
'It's Bloom Carroll!!' (old band director works there)
'Flutes... don't be low brass. You can't match their skill. They're too idiotic to be matched.'
Everyone's favorite F-ing phrase in the world at band camp:
"One last time." *ten times later* "One last time."
Everyone in the band's thoughts: F*** You!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:58 pm
"Play it more gooder"
"If you blow, something will come out"
(when we go over a railroad track) "Hey, I think a train just went by"
Us: "How do you know?"
Him: "It left its tracks!"
*insert fake laughing here*
smile
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:42 pm
"I don't give a crap!"
"REALLY!"
"want some cheese with that wine?"
"measure 90"
"REALLY!"
"you guys are too much"
"I'm going to lose weight this next vacation" <--- never happens =/
lol he's cool I guess
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:23 pm
My BD comes up with random instrument names. rolleyes
Clarinets -> Scarinets
Trumpets -> Frumpets
Low Brass -> Slow Brass
"I don't give a damn, quit talking." -- Said to Flute "Captain" (also our Parade Major)
Our Color Guard Coach yelled on field, "Why does Lemieux look pointy?"
To me, "Come on, Brittany, don't let those guys push you around."
And all I see is four other guys smiling at me with dark eyes. *gulp*
"Put your stinkin' horns to your faces!!" -- when we don't practice and totally suck.
"Did you guys eat a stupid sandwich for lunch?"
Constant saying between the low brass -- "They call us 'Slow Brass' for a reason."
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