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 Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:30 am
that does it, says the kitsune with authority and suddenly she begins to glow... waves of energy radiate in waves around her, freezing the room in place... i can't let you do that, austin, sorry my friend... we've got far too many people after our heads as it is... and besdies ye'd be bored silly after two days of attempting to do her job... it's a thankless task... wrapped up and made to look pretty, true, but hard thankless work all the same and ye get no holidays... i bet she even takes her work with her on her vacations... papers to read, documents to sign and everywhere she goes, people are begging for her attention... can't even stop into the local pub for a drink and a bit o fun without being mobbed... ye really don't want this....
as she talks the kitsune walks forward until she reaches austin's side, then she removes the gun from his hand and seeing zel his body stretched d in mid jump, she smiles sadly... take kero and him back to the ship and get it out of here, zel... take it to the shadow realm if need be, whatever... but don't worry about me... i ken take care of meself... i've got a bit o clean up to do here... then she releases the hold on the cat and waits until he leaves with their companions.... damn, i wonder what sent him over the edge this time... she murmurs to herself gathering power from the surrounding area...
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:54 am
*as austin realease the trigger he looks at the queen her face filled with terror*...Alright
what?
LOOK HAR YAR "MAJESTAH" I WILL NOT KILL YOU
OH THANK GOD!!!
BUT...you have to do me a favor in return savvy or I will savvy?
.... eek ...anyhting just please dont.....
I dont want england...instead you have to give me 75% of yar taxes yearound....AND IF YEH SAY NO I AM GOING TO BLOW YAR HEAD OFF!!!!
.....the queen was silent...
...austin waited
Alright you have a deal on one condition.
*Austin raises his brow*...... stare
You must never set foot in this area of the palace again...only this room.
Deal. *shakes her hand*....I expect those taxes miss or else...*twirls his revolver... twisted
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:28 pm
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:37 pm
*Moves from behind Austin, tucking his daggers into his sleeves as he does so*
Ye mean I killed all those innocent people....hunted all over the seas....fought like a mundane to hide myself...all so you could....could...
Threaten the Queen of England and get even richer by stealing her taxes!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pulls out one dagger*
Iffin ye weren't my friend..........
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:43 pm
kitsune decides to blow the joint and asks kero to join her....
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:59 pm
*Puts a hand on the Kitsune*
Austin...we'll discuss this silliness of yers later...I challenge ye to a duel for this stupidity.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:02 pm
take it elsewhere, boys... i'm on clean up detail... stare
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:05 pm
WOAH...comon this is easy money WELL ALL BE RICH!!!! blaugh AH-HA!! pirate rofl
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:11 pm
*Shouts*
I'm already the richest creature in existence, you fool!!! Did you think the investments I made over my long lifespan haven't paid off!!! I'm worth over a Dochillion Platinum!!!
Note: Dochillion...1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Platinum coins.
Roughly $8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:15 pm
and having all that money is going to tie ye down ye fool pirate... too much money and ye have no reason to be a pirate or go to sea.... stare what ye going to do then... turn respectable... blaugh
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:18 pm
Exactly...I don't even use my wealth...the fun's in the earning, not the spending. I just don't have to worry about where I'm getting my next meal.
*Runs towards the ship, leaving a bag filled with about 10,000 platinum pieces inside*
Note: Roughly $80,000,000
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:20 pm
as if he can buy his good favors with the queen.... knowing her, she's not going to take the bait... oh she'll use the money, but she'll still hunt us down.... she's got a memory like a matriarch elephant...
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:24 pm
HEY SHUT UP THIS WAS A DAMN GOOD PLAN I PLANNED THIS YOU SWAVE!!! scream pirate
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:35 pm
*Climbs aboard the ship, readying his daggers for a fight*
heh...at least I don't have to sleep in my coccoon tonight...and I need to get supper on.
*Puts pots of water filled with hay on to boil, and melts ice for people to drink. He pulls down a cookie recipe for dessert, and mixes in some broccoli with it. For a side dish, he carves out some fried locusts, and this is the meal he serves when everyone returns*
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:35 pm
lyssan sighs... good then ye can reap yer just rewards... i'm going back to the ship... i may be stuck in me shrine there, but at least i don't have to look on as ye make a fool of yerself... btw... this stasis spell will wear off in about 2 minutes... good luck making it back alive.... then she disappears...
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