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 Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:14 pm
Granted but all the chocolate save for a silver explodes leaving you with the last piece and all the chocolate in the world [the sliver].
I wish I had Canon's 1ds Mark III
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:17 pm
Granted, but it's so small you need a very powerful microscope to see it
I wish I knew the meaning of life
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:33 pm
granted, but after learning it realize it is too horrific and commit suicide.
i wish i could see my friends more often during summer.
ninja
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:12 pm
Granted- the same picture of them together will be e-mailed to you every hour on the hour
I wish I could sleep and wake up whenever I wanted
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:39 pm
granted, but you forget you aren't supposed to sleep during class/ job and get fired/ expelled.
i wish i had the best luck in the world.
ninja
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:53 pm
Granted, but it's the best BAD luck in the world.
I wish this would stop happening.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:53 pm
Granted- The world freezes in time, so nothing can happen, and everyone on Earth can only wait till all the stars in the universe become black holes and destroy everything until nothing is left at all.
I wish I knew how to really flirt, not my pathetic attempts.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:01 am
granted but your flirting attracts the wrong type of guy and when you deny him he kills you
i wish this forum would be less depressing.
ninja
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:52 pm
Granted, but now it's so funny that you die of asphyxiation because you're laughing so hard.
I wish that I could do cool stuff with my eyebrows... >.>;
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:54 pm
Granted, but they keep falling off.
I wish to wish for a wish of wishful proportions.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:01 pm
Granted, but when you wish for a wish of wishful proportions, the wish of wishful proportions is a wish to kill yourself, and since it is a wish of wishful proportions, it cannot be corrupted
I wish I could hear someone say that three times fast
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:06 pm
Granted, but now you're left wondering what the meaning of life is, and we all know that life is meaningless and you're wasting your time rolleyes
I wish I hadn't have left my homework in my locker sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:04 pm
granted, but your neighbor's pet eats it and when you try to explain it to the teacher they dissbelive you and you get a detention. which is living hell
i wish homework never existed and tests were easy.
ninja
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:24 pm
Granted, but now the world is run by a bunch of idiots.
....Hang on a sec...
I wish that Hamlet XIII wasn't such a downer.
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