I PRESENT TO YOU: School of Porncraft and Scissoring!!!!

[Primordial Nothing]

ElDot

Mine's unicorn. ******** the core, I got the whole package.

Oh, golly! SWISH AND FLICK, DOTTY! SWISH AND FLICK!  

[The Abominable Cellist]

ElDot

Primordial Nothing

Xyloid

comfortably_dumb

Child of minD

Do we carry d***o's instead of wands?

THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE DO IT IN SUITESWARTS! scream

Mine is rather flopsy.

Mine is purple.

Mine is a glittery-green strap-on.

Mine's unicorn. ******** the core, I got the whole package.

Mine oozes melted chocolate when you suck on it. >_>

 

[ElDot]

Primordial Nothing

ElDot

Mine's unicorn. ******** the core, I got the whole package.

Oh, golly! SWISH AND FLICK, DOTTY! SWISH AND FLICK!

I made it intentionally stiff. I don't work well with a springy type.  

[Primordial Nothing]

ElDot

Primordial Nothing

ElDot

Mine's unicorn. ******** the core, I got the whole package.

Oh, golly! SWISH AND FLICK, DOTTY! SWISH AND FLICK!

I made it intentionally stiff. I don't work well with a springy type.

Just don't use any Unforgivable Curses. Iwanna Kebobya is not a part of the accepted curriculum.  

[dvddavid]

what  

[Ifailedmywillsave]

*accidentally snorts soda* *coughs and splutters* XD What now? You GUYS! I go away for -one weekend- and I come back to find I'm a writer of histories?! *shakes my head, amused* You have WAY too much fun when I'm not around. Srsly.  

[Primordial Nothing]

Ifailedmywillsave

*accidentally snorts soda* *coughs and splutters* XD What now? You GUYS! I go away for -one weekend- and I come back to find I'm a writer of histories?! *shakes my head, amused* You have WAY too much fun when I'm not around. Srsly.

No, you work for the Improper Use of Magic Office. xD;;  

[Child of minD]

I'm just some fat load who can't even think for himself emo  

[Ifailedmywillsave]

Primordial Nothing

Ifailedmywillsave

*accidentally snorts soda* *coughs and splutters* XD What now? You GUYS! I go away for -one weekend- and I come back to find I'm a writer of histories?! *shakes my head, amused* You have WAY too much fun when I'm not around. Srsly.

No, you work for the Improper Use of Magic Office. xD;;

Oh ya. XD It's been too long since I read all of the books. XD *amused* That kinda fits, actually... given how I mean to enforce the rules. But hopefully I'm not that prim and rude. sweatdrop  

[Ky Jelly]

Child of minD

I'm just some fat load who can't even think for himself emo

but you get to hang out with me all the time. and go in drag. and live to see drakitan malfoy with a receding hairline!  

[Child of minD]

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

I'm just some fat load who can't even think for himself emo [/quote

but you get to hang out with me all the time. and go in drag. and live to see malfoy with a receding hairline!

Unlike you who kills him(her) self with fendyfire. That was a good moment in the last one, no offense.

 

[Ky Jelly]

Child of minD

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

I'm just some fat load who can't even think for himself emo [/quote

but you get to hang out with me all the time. and go in drag. and live to see malfoy with a receding hairline!

Unlike you who kills him(her) self with fendyfire. That was a good moment in the last one, no offense.

i didnt edit my post while you were replying . . . . no . . . not me . . .

but i wonder, between the two of them, which is dumber? they never really compare or elaborate on them. i think hermione said harry tastse better than goyle though . . .

 

[Child of minD]

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

I'm just some fat load who can't even think for himself emo [/quote

but you get to hang out with me all the time. and go in drag. and live to see malfoy with a receding hairline!

Unlike you who kills him(her) self with fendyfire. That was a good moment in the last one, no offense.

i didnt edit my post while you were replying . . . . no . . . not me . . .

but i wonder, between the two of them, which is dumber? they never really compare or elaborate on them. i think hermione said harry tastse better than goyle though . . .

Crabbe clearly, since he was smart enough to do some spells and actually think for himself in the end. Though I don't think by much, or else he probably wouldn't use a fire spell that can't go out in a room full of flammable objects, with only one small escape.

 

[Ky Jelly]

Child of minD

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

I'm just some fat load who can't even think for himself emo [/quote

but you get to hang out with me all the time. and go in drag. and live to see malfoy with a receding hairline!

Unlike you who kills him(her) self with fendyfire. That was a good moment in the last one, no offense.

i didnt edit my post while you were replying . . . . no . . . not me . . .

but i wonder, between the two of them, which is dumber? they never really compare or elaborate on them. i think hermione said harry tastse better than goyle though . . .

Crabbe clearly, since he was smart enough to do some spells and actually think for himself in the end. Though I don't think by much, or else he probably wouldn't use a fire spell that can't go out in a room full of flammable objects, with only one small escape.

hahahaha! we're incorrectly quoting each other!

 

[Child of minD]

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

Ky Jelly

Child of minD

I'm just some fat load who can't even think for himself emo [/quote

but you get to hang out with me all the time. and go in drag. and live to see malfoy with a receding hairline!Unlike you who kills him(her) self with fendyfire. That was a good moment in the last one, no offense.

i didnt edit my post while you were replying . . . . no . . . not me . . .

but i wonder, between the two of them, which is dumber? they never really compare or elaborate on them. i think hermione said harry tastse better than goyle though . . .

Crabbe clearly, since he was smart enough to do some spells and actually think for himself in the end. Though I don't think by much, or else he probably wouldn't use a fire spell that can't go out in a room full of flammable objects, with only one small escape.

hahahaha! we're incorrectly quoting each other!

Well I think I broke the cycle.