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 Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:21 pm
Front of shirt: The difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower...
Back of shirt: You can tune a lawnmower.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:43 pm
T i f a trumpette For those that keep saying some sayings are too long you haven't the slightest. I have a bad shirt that has 12 sayings on it, all down the front of the shirt. I don't remember them all word-for-word, but I remembew some. It starts with "If you think it's hard to: " then list stuff like ride the yellow dogs while the football team rides the greyhounds. pay more for your instrument than you did for your car. list list list "then maybe you're not tough enough to be in the band!"  ]I have that shirt. xd So do I, it's so funny to get stopped in the hallway for five minutes while someone examines it. You know you've been in band too long when the words "armed guard" mean a girl with a flag, not a guy with a rifle. For french horns: I'm so good, you can't even hear me play; I'm that awesome. I dunno, I like being silly xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:24 pm
Percussionists: We Bang Everything
Beating Our Sticks since the Stone Age
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:42 am
How do you tune 2 flutes?
Shoot one
Bari. saxy band member =D
Theres no fun in band!
Theres no laughing in band!!
Theres no smiling in band!!!
THERE IS NO MUSIC IN BAND!!!!
funny story with the last one.
To make it short the first three were basic rules that we learned during camp and the last one was a great quote when we all started playing "hang on sloopy" during photos. . .
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:44 pm
Grand cupatu Front of shirt:What's the difference between an oboe and a duck Back: Nothing. It's more like this... What's the difference between an oboe and a duck ON CRACK? Nothing.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:48 pm
I saw this one in a book (Jazzyy)
How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dont worry about the changes, well fake it!
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:22 pm
Front:Why band is better than you...
Back:because we act like we are on drugs and get away with it!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:31 pm
My friend has this shirt:
I'm broke.
I don't have a car.
I'm not built.
But I'm in a band.
And I totally love the trombone kama sutra positions xD
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:05 pm
Points to signiture: Ooooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy . . .
I'm not gay, I'm in band!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:34 am
Le_Scratch T i f a trumpette For those that keep saying some sayings are too long you haven't the slightest. I have a bad shirt that has 12 sayings on it, all down the front of the shirt. I don't remember them all word-for-word, but I remembew some. It starts with "If you think it's hard to: " then list stuff like ride the yellow dogs while the football team rides the greyhounds. pay more for your instrument than you did for your car. list list list "then maybe you're not tough enough to be in the band!" So do I, it's so funny to get stopped in the hallway for five minutes while someone examines it. You know you've been in band too long when the words "armed guard" mean a girl with a flag, not a guy with a rifle. For french horns: I'm so good, you can't even hear me play; I'm that awesome. I dunno, I like being silly xd thats right, horns are that cool. trumpets are just mad because they cant be quiet! cool
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:41 pm
For future reference, i have nothing against any section. I think every instrument is awesome.
-joke
*explanation or note
-Front: What is the difference between a trumpet player and a clarinet player?
Back: Nothing. Only one or two out of 10 can actually play
*Not true for my band, though it was for even reginals. In my band, only two can't play, instead of can. Unfortunately, those two make up my period's clarinet section with me and one who can paly. Oh, and none of our trumpets in my period can.
-Front: See above
Back: Nothing. They both rarely make a sound
*See. My band is weird. Our trumpets don't have a loud problem. They make almost no noise at all, and play badly. When they get annoyed by our BD enough, they play too loud and badly as well.
-Practice=
(Trumpet Player): I forgot...
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:39 pm
Briella Alwing Random band joke: How do you tell if the band room floor is level? If the percussionist is drooling evenly out of both sides of their mouth. And these:  I made these. smile RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHOOONE! xd I LOVE THAT HAHA.
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:07 pm
clash of the tritones! blaugh
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