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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:23 am
Granted, but it poops on all over your yard and you have to clean it all up.
I wish I wasn't hearing voices in my head.
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:05 pm
Granted, but now that they`re gone, you`re lonely. D: Oh, and the way that they dissapeared was that part of your brain was destroyed in a spatula accident.
I wish that I was a vampire.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:58 pm
Wish granted, but you suffocate when your mom puts loads of garlic in the pasta salad.
I wish my room was bigger.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:23 pm
Granted, but it's so big that you can't find the door.
I wish I could own a penguin.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:25 pm
Granted, but it's a stuffed penguin that's only got one glass eye.
I wish I could finish this book I'm writing....
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:15 am
Granted, but the mas produced books shall be the size of the original Odyssey and the ink shall be thine life-blood (human body only holds 13 pints)
I wish for an invincible body that will never age, be afflicted by illness, suffer internal trama, is in perfect health, fully endowed, male, human, living, made of flesh...and can never be killed.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:33 am
Granted... but just because it's yours doesn't mean you're in it. ;D The perfect body shadows your every move... FOR-EV-ER.
I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule again. >:(
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:57 pm
Granted, but now you're obsessed over your new schedule. If you go to bed or wake up a minute late, you'll be depressed the whole day.
I wish my cold would go away...and not be replaced with any other illnesses, injuries, or cancers.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:25 pm
Granted But you have passed a dreadful disease to all your family.
I Wish i was the richest n sxciest gaian that ever lived !!!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:48 pm
Granted, but you'd get hacked a thousand times over and banned falsely for botting and exploiting underage teenagers.
I wish Heath Ledger hadn't died. gonk heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:41 pm
Granted, and I agree with that statement too much to come up with anything else that doesn't sound horrendously rude. ): <33
I wish that I could watch the olympics live without having to be awak at 4 AM to do so.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:53 pm
Granted, but instead it's 2AM YOU HAVE TO RISE.
MUHAHAHAHA.
I wish I had a unicorn
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:26 am
Granted, but the unicorn hates you... and doesn't have any trouble telling you so. (Ouch!)
I wish my sister were home already. :(
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:26 am
Granted, she's home, and she tortures you endlessly, borrows all your things without asking and ruins them.
I wish there were more games that granted tickets. Cards is boring, and slots isn't worth the loss.
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The Great Freddie Mercury
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:28 pm
Granted, but these are the games being released.
- Knitting
- Walk Through The Grassy Field Without Touching Grass
- If You Fail This Game, Your Account Will Be Banned
- The Shawshank Redemption Re-Enactment Game
- Name That Guy That You Don't Know
- The Uber-Tough Guitar Hero: Gaia Edition
And a personal favorite,
- Answer This Impossible Question Without Thinking
I wish the games above actually existed for stupid n00bs to play.
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