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 Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:52 pm
I divorced him because the fur kept getting everywhere.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:08 pm
I divorced her because she's too innocent.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:41 pm
Her friends were always partying. Even at night
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:53 pm
because he wouldn't stop creeping my friends out with his strange music
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:51 pm
Because her name made me hungry
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:19 pm
Her wings were knocking stuff over o uo
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:32 am
That damned polearm collection... The living room I can understand, but must we have them in every room of the house?
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:54 pm
I divorced him because he has a creepy avi gonk
(Sorry Ned xD)
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:09 pm
She just couldn't see where we were going... considering that she has no eyes...
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:56 pm
Divorced because his head was so cold :<
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:59 pm
Those wings constantly moving in bed and keeping me up all night.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:39 pm
Because of those horns- it was impossible to cuddle.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:42 am
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Because her medallion was too bright. My eyes. They burrrrnnnnn.... gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:12 am
Because all of those red adornments kept attracting wildlife to our location.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:54 pm
C'mon, can't you at least take that silly hat off at dinner hon'?
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