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 Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:44 pm
*Shames chibi by ACING THE F**K OUTTA THEM!*
You're welcome cool
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:49 am
*jumps for joy and "accidentally" jumps on Scythe's toes*
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:17 pm
*reads long, graduate-level history textbooks to Chibi and Scythe and puts them to sleep*
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:00 pm
*give Alvinette lots of diuretics and forces Alvinette to take a pee on stage* wink
(It's an inside joke, but I'll let Alvinette explain it.) rofl
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:51 pm
*takes a shower, changes her outfit, and then comes back and explains the inside joke mentioned by Chibi in her last post, making everyone pee their pants from laughing so hard!*
Okay, the "inside joke" is that during my senior year in college, Chibi and I, along with several of our other friends, were in a play called Brush Up Your Shakespeare. It was a comedy made up of a series of Shakespeare vignettes, and most of us had several different roles. During the A Midsummer Night's Dream segments, I played Peter Quince to Chibi's Nick Bottom (this was at an all-girl college, by the way!). Then, during the Macbeth sequence, one of the scenes we did was the part, around the time the King is murdered, where the drunken castle porter is sitting outside making dirty jokes about what it would be like to be the gatekeeper of hell. I volunteered for that role, and I got to act like I was peeing and farting onstage! Now THAT was a fun theatre role! (Oh, and did I mention that this was a SOUTHERN BAPTIST college, the president of the college was sitting in the front row watching the whole thing, and he was LAUGHING!?) Anyway, long story short, that is the "inside joke" that Chibi was talking about.
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:58 pm
And that role was actually first offered to me. @_@ (I volunteered Alvinette for the part.) lol xd
*puts green dye in Alvinette's shower head*
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:17 pm
*models HAWT new green alien look at work the next day, then designs her own hypno-ray gun and uses it on Chibi, forcing Chibi to write all of Alvinette's history papers, and Alvinette's master's thesis, while Alvinette writes a trashy novel*
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:21 pm
*steals Alvinett'e trashy novel and reads it*
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:10 pm
*takes trashy novel back and decides to write Chibi in as a CHARACTER*
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:27 pm
Ooo! Even more exciting! blaugh
*sends her grandmother's dog to Alvinette's house*
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:28 am
*Gives spiked wine to chibi and alvinette to drink*
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:20 am
Spiked wine? Doesn't wine already have alcohol in it anyway? How can you spike it?
*puts sharp spikes in Scythe's pants so he pokes himself when he sits down*
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:28 pm
*sits back and laughs as her redneck cats beat up on Chibi's grandmother's spoiled, rotten, horrible little city dog*
(I love dogs, but this mutt is the worst dog I have ever seen! GRRR!)
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:30 pm
I would love to see that! blaugh
*hides 2 month old tuna casserole under Alvinette's bed*
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:39 pm
*finds the aforementioned tuna casserole, feeds it to her cats and Chibi's grandmother's horrible dog, and then sends ALL of the animals to Chibi's place*
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