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 Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:22 pm
Granted, but it's been sitting in the sun so long that it's started to grow a a green beard.
I wish that socks grew on trees.
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:55 pm
Granted but they fill the air with an odor of smelly feet and nobody wants to go near them.
I wish I didn't have to share my room with my cousin for a week.
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:35 pm
Granted. But now you must share it with your great-nephew, Phillip.
Who has massive BO, and tendency to hug people.
Enjoy your week. >w<
I wish I had some tomato soup right now.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:01 am
granted, instead you have to share a room with them until the end of time!
i wish my test today were take home!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:26 am
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers, blossoming even as we gaze. Granted, but it also makes your house explode.
I wish I had a fifth email address. D: Luodinkestävää sydäntä ei oo vielä keksittykään, turha pelätä laukausta, sillä yksinäisyys saman reiän nakertaa.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:34 pm
Granted, but your E-mail adress is "Imamoosebutt@yahoo.com"
I wish I could control time.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:14 pm
Granted, but you eventually get stuck in the space time continuum and can no longer go back to your own home/time.
I wish I was done reading Great Expectations.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:30 pm
Sure, but once you finish reading that book your mother will throw a toaster at you
I wish I had french horn lessons
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:39 pm
Granted, but they go on forever.
I wish Stephen Schucart liked me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:21 pm
Granted! He likes you but he likes playing on his nintendo DS even more.
I wish Chris never left me.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:22 pm
Time flies back and before he leaves you a meteorite smashes in to the earth a few feet away from the twp of you and you end up being melded together by radiation and all that jazz.
I wish I had lost of good food.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:57 pm
 <3---*!P3NE7R@T!0N!*---$3x Sitting on the shelf
He is just a toy
But i turn him on
And he comes to life,
Automatic joy! PUSHPUSHPUSH...
Wish granted; however, the food may seem cordial in tastes and heavenly in scent but they're laced with cyanide and methadone!
=D
I wish I could lick my elbow!
...AhhAHH3L@$T!C-G@$M He is rugged and long-lasting!
Who could ever, ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore.
Many shapes and weights to choose from!
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:55 pm
Granted, but you find it has such an awful taste you throw up
I wish I had a hat
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:36 am
granted but its so tight it cuts off the blood circulation to your brain and you die.
i wish these papers could grade themselves
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:44 pm
Wish granted but the papers all turn out to be F's and you fail the course because of it.
I wish someone didn't steal my shirt.
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