Gamer Poop lines:
-Another Wanderer here to lick my father's balls? Too bad they are gone. I never would have believed it if i hadn't seen with my own eyes. *laughs*
-Girls need to learn how to PLAY WITH THEMSELVES *other guys* what *woman* My daughter Briath, well...she is a dirty S1UT. *braith walks downstairs* Hello fellas *guy* ah it burns!
~*guard* Oh snap *slaps dat a** * *woman turns around* watch it *man voice* their brother (the girl has a man face)*
~*skyrim recieving quest music* -Screen says : COMPLETED FIND DAT a**- *Lydia half naked* Well soldier, you up for this a**? *awesome face comes on screen* *Lydia climbs ontop of the guy* *black screen* *guy wakes up* Oh it was just a dream *another male voice* no better! *gets out of bed with him*
~FUS RO DAH TWERK!!! ((Nuf said))
~End of Episode 1 the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k_EPISODE 2
~Redguards walk in* F*ck all that singing and Sh!t *gaurd voice* see those warriors from hammerfell? They've got curved pen1ses , BIG curved pen1ses. *redguard voice* Thats for damn sure
~*random woman* Being a woman, we are PATHETIC we can't fight for sh!t you'll find men take a big advantage, but using a chastity belt means you got protection *shows chastity belt* HA easily c
emotion_awesome ck blocked, time to bash him with your shield *tries to pick up shield* Nevermind, thats quite heavy, so get a knife from you kitchen Then you can chop off his balls, then scoop them up off the ground and put them in his mouth *clapping*
~*little girl* We just got a cask that has crack in it and if it doesn't get sold soon...I'll have problems soo... dragonborn...please, please help me! -screen says : New Quest: Sell crack for some kid-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMdd96Dqko&feature=context-shows&list=SL (Episode 2)
THIS IS HOW BORED I AM...wait...why am i awake at 1:10? My god, skyrim has ruined my life #NOLIFE
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