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 Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:12 pm
I divorced her bcuz she came from a different planet?
(I like pink bunnies)
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:46 pm
I divorced him because he called me a her.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:48 am
I divorced him because he scared me!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:12 am
She loved the Grunnies more them me.. crying
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:23 am
He was a nudist talk2hand
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:58 pm
 I divorced her because she dressed and accessorized beyond my league. Those colors!!! Arrrghh!!! stressed Le sigh. . .
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:28 pm
I divorced her because she has all the blue!
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:02 pm
When I discovered her mother was a loving woman...and her father was a cat...you just know...
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:10 am
♣ When I saw her profile picture on Match.com, I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous. Then I saw the rest of her. I had to divorce her. ♣
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:28 pm
Was out super heroing and not giving me attention.. Had to divorce him.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:17 pm
He cut me! Besides... he's a guy :p
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:14 pm
I found other women's underwear around the house ; n;
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:59 pm
I discovered he was pirating, while not letting me go shopping. That's right, male wives need to go shopping too! With all that gold behind him, anyone would want to.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:11 pm
I discovered that he was hiding precious crystals and wouldn't let me near them gonk ~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed~ 
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