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 Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:02 pm
A bunch of drunken double-daters.
Are you a towel?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:13 pm
Only on weekends.
Why is the sky red?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:15 pm
Because my little brother threw paint at it.
What is a good name for a dog?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:22 pm
Chicklesmurfenstien.
Why is my butt itchy?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:32 pm
Because the moon is full.
Why do leprechauns have gold?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:36 pm
Because it is shinier than silver!
Pork or beef?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:37 pm
A bucket of cheese!
What is the color of a red house?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:39 pm
Salmon.
Red or white wine?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:42 pm
Orange juice.
Does the light on the refrigerator stay on when you close the door?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:47 pm
Only on weekends and holidays!
What is the capital of Italy?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:50 pm
Cilantro
What happens Starbucks coffee, if no one picks it up?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:52 pm
It melts your face off!
Which way to Timbuktu?
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:54 pm
All ways lead to Timbuktu for it is everywhere.
Why don't people walk their cats?
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:20 pm
Because their phone bill doesn't allow it.
Who plays Harry Potter?
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:22 pm
My dog.
Why do I have to walk my dogs
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