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[daynaleee]

explain this word please..."booyah"  

[GabbieG]

kinda like ohyah but louder and cooler.....iguess....  

[BeastEuphoria]

*RUNS AROUND SCREAMING*  

[Dr. OCD]

I have a 5-month-old baby on my lap. His name is Darby. He's my nephew. He keeps trying to eat my fingers. He's cute.

 

[Incubus Guru]

CHARLIE BIT ME!

 

[Incubus Guru]

man bruh, I was trying to cop a feel on dis one trick down da street frum me, ya know, then dis ***** rolled up and was like "whut up fam" and I was all like "whut up middie" ya feel me, den we rolled around da cornuh and smoked a philly and we was all like "man brah that b***h was zooted, furreal doe" and he was all "yeah son, yeah" den dis one trick came to the car and was like "why ain't you watchin baby zaquiyuh" and I was all "man, bruh get outta here bruh, why you gotta perp, son" and she was all "nah nah you da one purpin on my yerp, get cho greezy nasty ashy a** up out my crib before I forreal show you whose da one purpin" and I was all "ay yo fam! lemme pop a squat at cho place, ya dig" and he was all "man iono bruh. Man aight doe, lemme call mah mom and see if its aight" He called his momma and was all "ay yo ma! let Daron stay at my place" and i was all "forreal?" and he was all "ay nig she said it was coo'"

So me and my crew walked da crib and at hot wings and watched sum niggas play basketball, ya dig?

:] The end haha. there you go manda, salla and michael haha

 

[daynaleee]

Dr. OCD

I have a 5-month-old baby on my lap. His name is Darby. He's my nephew. He keeps trying to eat my fingers. He's cute.

Awwwwwwww, now THAT is a cute baby!! 3nodding  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

The Melodic Massacre

man bruh, I was trying to cop a feel on dis one trick down da street frum me, ya know, then dis ***** rolled up and was like "whut up fam" and I was all like "whut up middie" ya feel me, den we rolled around da cornuh and smoked a philly and we was all like "man brah that b***h was zooted, furreal doe" and he was all "yeah son, yeah" den dis one trick came to the car and was like "why ain't you watchin baby zaquiyuh" and I was all "man, bruh get outta here bruh, why you gotta perp, son" and she was all "nah nah you da one purpin on my yerp, get cho greezy nasty ashy a** up out my crib before I forreal show you whose da one purpin" and I was all "ay yo fam! lemme pop a squat at cho place, ya dig" and he was all "man iono bruh. Man aight doe, lemme call mah mom and see if its aight" He called his momma and was all "ay yo ma! let Daron stay at my place" and i was all "forreal?" and he was all "ay nig she said it was coo'"

So me and my crew walked da crib and at hot wings and watched sum niggas play basketball, ya dig?

:] The end haha. there you go manda, salla and michael haha

ENGLISH, MOTHERF*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?  

[Incubus Guru]

Lol80smusic

The Melodic Massacre

man bruh, I was trying to cop a feel on dis one trick down da street frum me, ya know, then dis ***** rolled up and was like "whut up fam" and I was all like "whut up middie" ya feel me, den we rolled around da cornuh and smoked a philly and we was all like "man brah that b***h was zooted, furreal doe" and he was all "yeah son, yeah" den dis one trick came to the car and was like "why ain't you watchin baby zaquiyuh" and I was all "man, bruh get outta here bruh, why you gotta perp, son" and she was all "nah nah you da one purpin on my yerp, get cho greezy nasty ashy a** up out my crib before I forreal show you whose da one purpin" and I was all "ay yo fam! lemme pop a squat at cho place, ya dig" and he was all "man iono bruh. Man aight doe, lemme call mah mom and see if its aight" He called his momma and was all "ay yo ma! let Daron stay at my place" and i was all "forreal?" and he was all "ay nig she said it was coo'"

So me and my crew walked da crib and at hot wings and watched sum niggas play basketball, ya dig?

:] The end haha. there you go manda, salla and michael haha

ENGLISH, MOTHERF*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

haha, people just told me to type some random story in "ghetto language" I'm sorry sweatdrop

 

[stellar sound]

It's a language now?  

[Incubus Guru]

stellar sound

It's a language now?

might as well be haha.
Everyone here speaks it like it's the only thing they know D: It's ridiculous.

ATTENTION: NO I DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT AT ALL IN REAL LIFE. I SPEAK PROPER AND THEREFORE GET MADE FUN OF FOR DOING SO, WHY? I HAVE NO CLUE.

 

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

If only we could sp34k 1337 in R341 1!|=3...  

[stellar sound]

I'm surprised I actually understood that eek  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

stellar sound

I'm surprised I actually understood that eek

G0 N312|)z0rz!!!!  

[worm squirm]

man you nigs r trippin dawg, u gotta re-cog-nize what shes talkin bout. u ack like you aint never seened no man who aint white, now shut up your mouth and respect.

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