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 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:24 am
Azirah I wish that I could control the minds of men. granted! they will become completely dependent on you for supplying them with every thought and action, including but not limited to everyday, mundane operations. blaugh i wish to sail the seven seas.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:12 pm
Wish granted, but it will be on a seven-foot-square raft, the weather will be stormy every day, you'll be enveloped in fog, you'll be held at sword-point the entire way, you'll nearly die of starvation but will instead eat your most beloved pet raw, and you'll be accompanied by Britney Spears.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:26 pm
Granted, but it's covered in a very thick layer of dust.
I wish I knew how to do the Task my teacher gave me.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:27 pm
Granted, but in knowing how to do it, you forget how to do other things, and spend your entire life doing the same thing over and over again. Which would suck.
I wish that everyone in this thread knows that it's only 250 posts away from a 1000g give away.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:32 pm
Granted but we stop posting.
I wish I had some alcohol right now. neutral
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:52 pm
(That's okay. That's 1000g I get to keep. xd )
Granted. But it's rubbing alcohol, and toxic to drink.
I wish for a fish. Just a normal, ordinary, immortal, non-deadly, not going to run away, fish.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:55 pm
(Dammit XD)
Granted but your eyes deceive you, and you end up getting some mutated, deadly, thing?
I wish I had a Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee whee
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:09 pm
Granted, but the word Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee doesn't compute with the granter's computerized granting system, and grants you a lifetime supply of liver and onions.
I wish... for something disgusting and acidic to cover my entire body.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:31 pm
Granted, but it melts your tail into a black blob.
I wish for a healthy, normal guinea pig that won't die of unnatural causes, run away, or bite me.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:48 pm
granted but someone steals it
i wish the guild had more posts
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:10 pm
Granted, but all of the posts were made by mentally-disabled, "You're making my brain cells cry out in pain, so please stop!" n00bs. C:
I wish I was an Ocsar Mayer Weiner. D:
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:47 pm
Granted, but you are seen as a tasty treat by passing rabid purple bunny rabbits of doom o.o;
I wish I had some nice relaxing coconut bath mix ^^
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:33 pm
Granted, but your aunt thinks it's vanilla and puts it all in her batch of brownies.
I wish I had a CD player that worked...
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:16 am
Granted, but it can only play such recent hits as "Electric Slide", "Hit Me Baby One More Time", and "Play That Funky Music White Boy", over and over for all eternity.
I wish for an exploding sock puppet.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:24 am
Granted but it only explodes when YOU pick it up
I wish for a long summer vacation
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