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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:27 pm
Because she kept poking me in weird places with that.. Sharp item. o.o
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:47 pm
 Because we could never agree on what ice cream to buy.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:27 am
Ha! I have one hundred and one reasons why I divorced her.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:44 am
I divorced her because she didn't want me to be a superhero.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:17 am
I divorced him because he looks like a villain. :/
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:39 am
I divorced her because her legs made me think of chopsticks.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:12 pm
I divorced her because she wouldn't let me wash my darks with my lights.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:24 pm
I divorced her because she didn't know laundry etiquette.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:16 pm
I divorced her because she hogged the remote.
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:32 am
tired of getting kicked in the chest whenever a new dog barked
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:07 pm
I divorced him because he made the souffle fall.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:04 am
I divorced him because he made me sad and then I went to grow radioactive fungus in the dark corner of the room...
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:52 am
I divorced her because she hid all the utensils on me!
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:17 am
I divorced her because she didn't realize I was only protecting her from her nightly stab-walk with the kitchen utensils.
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