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 Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:05 pm
Anonymous_Alcoholic All right. After much time, I shall post with my gennin. With us or another?
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:06 pm
Yes the true story of absolute truth. Let me dig it up.
If this as an attempt to be rid of me you will Rue the day rue it. I don't mean the flower based substance also called rue either.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:08 pm
Tonight is the night we become great!The Stars will show us the way! That story entertains me quite a bit. Ha ha.
He means here, Lan. Tonight is the night we become Great! The Stars are what gave us away!
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:13 pm
1679:
Necro was discovered with 14 tons of child pornography Utilitarian governmental weapons of mass destruction and was arrested and sent to the planet Argonia which increased his lifespan by 500 years. He was then deported back to California for being to ergonomic and clubbing baby Argonians with a Phostle Plhat an ancient Argonian relic used to serve their God Balthazar broccowine from the Iton Cavern a inalienable ghastly beverage. Then like a ninja of love Necro went to egypt and helped horribly sun burnt peasants build secret pointed ground satellites to inform the Argonians he wanted his left sock back. Eventually the Argonians got tired of Necro's bitching and tried to drop giant stone heads of their forefathers on him while he was vacationing on Easter Isle. Necro evidently got pissed went to Scotland and built a structure that transmitted F**K YOU in ancient Argonian. Soon the Argonians came down from above and shot some city that sank to the bottom of the ocean with a bubble camo gun. Necro fled to the bermuda triangle were the Argonians dropped millions of super magnets to drown him. Sadly the Argonians failed and went home to rape there Uhlangs which is basically a three eyed camel with tentacles instead of hooves that are required for the Argonian breeding ritual. Then Necro lived in peace in Harmony... until the giant space lazor named Hominthotep named after an ancient Argonian philosopher fired his Lazor and left his brain emotionally tarnished for the rest of his days.
THE END
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:13 pm
So there was this bus full of naked people... and a little girl points to her dad's p***s and was like "Dad whats that." and he was like" Thats my car sweetie." she just smiled and was like "Ok!". few minutes she points to her v****a and was like "daddy whats this" the dad laughed and was like "Thats your garage hunny, don't let any boy park their car in it your too young" The little girl smile and walked off. About 30 minutes later she comes back and her hands are clenched and dripping with blood. The dad was like "Honey what wrong?" the little girl looked at her dad "A boy tried to park his car in my garage so i ripped of the back wheels"
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:17 pm
Dreamer Luxord So there was this bus full of naked people... and a little girl points to her dad's p***s and was like "Dad whats that." and he was like" Thats my car sweetie." she just smiled and was like "Ok!". few minutes she points to her v****a and was like "daddy whats this" the dad laughed and was like "Thats your garage hunny, don't let any boy park their car in it your too young" The little girl smile and walked off. About 30 minutes later she comes back and her hands are clenched and dripping with blood. The dad was like "Honey what wrong?" the little girl looked at her dad "A boy tried to park his car in my garage so i ripped of the back wheels" So I see you've found the elusive B**ch who tore off my scrotal sack when I was 8.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:17 pm
Tonight is the night we become great!The Stars will show us the way! XDDD
Necro wins again. Tonight is the night we become Great! The Stars are what gave us away!
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:19 pm
Remember guys, there are people here that are a bit young
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:20 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:20 pm
Whomever ignores this shall feel the pain or my banhammer crushing their "cars". Got it?
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:22 pm
Tonight is the night we become great!The Stars will show us the way! Calm yourself, Lan. Understandable, but still. Tonight is the night we become Great! The Stars are what gave us away!
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:24 pm
Tonight is the night we become great!The Stars will show us the way! Oh god, Lan....
I think we have a second Necro on our hands. Tonight is the night we become Great! The Stars are what gave us away!
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:25 pm
I had a car. It crashed. Into canada. In a maple tree. Which was actually mohagony. I breathed fire. It ate my car. Then it stole my drivers license. Derooted itself and hit on some chicks. Soon after went to Miami. Bought shaved Ice. And didn't share. WORST. DAY. EVER.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:25 pm
Nah necro is more awesomer then me D: but i will slowly get better 8D i've already developed how they teach sex ed at the ninja academy :3
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