Welcome to Gaia! ::

Shattered Past: Rise of the Lost

Back to Guilds

A Story of Personal Conquest and Rediscovery 

Tags: Fantasy, Science Fiction, Magic, Stats, Literate 

Reply Recycle Bin [Dead Threads]
The Guild OOC - Chatterbox and Greeting Thread Goto Page: [] [<<] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 499 500 501 502 503 504 ... 883 884 885 886 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

NecroPlant

Trash Gardener

PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:54 pm


My friends answer

A:With Chloroform and Jello Shots
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:55 pm


That's called Rape, necro, not seduction

Lanfaer
Captain

Aged Genius

8,075 Points
  • Befriended 100
  • Survivor 150
  • Hygienic 200

Royal Taorito
Vice Captain

Wrathful Cat

12,925 Points
  • Cool Cat 500
  • Conventioneer 300
  • Partygoer 500
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:56 pm


Oh, my...What has the world come to?
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:56 pm


Anonymous_Alcoholic
NecroPlant
*Devours* Thats some good airhorn.

Q:How do u seduce a woman


A: With a gun.


If that doesn't work, use more gun. Gun is the answer for everything. Just ask the Engineer.

Anonymous_Alcoholic

Lunatic


NecroPlant

Trash Gardener

PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:58 pm


Two men walk into a bar and start discussing the apocalypse.

M1:So whats the last thing you would do if the world was about to end.

M2:I would screw everything that moved. How bout you?

M1:I would try to stay as still as possible.
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:00 pm


That's a good one.

Anonymous_Alcoholic

Lunatic


Lanfaer
Captain

Aged Genius

8,075 Points
  • Befriended 100
  • Survivor 150
  • Hygienic 200
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:03 pm


Tao! It's just Necro. Not ALL guys require drugs and rape to get a girl.
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:04 pm


I dunno this world has gotten purty corrupt rape cases have gone up by 13% and the deficit has gone up 27%

NecroPlant

Trash Gardener


Anonymous_Alcoholic

Lunatic

PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:04 pm


But all guys want sex.
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:10 pm


Two guys are discussing about jobs

M1:So hows been work?

M2:Not good I got fired.

M1:Were did you work again?

M2:A sperm bank. I donated sperm.

M1:How the hell did you get fired?

M2: I was caught drinking on the job.

M1:But the closest liquor store is in the opposite direction.

M2: ... *silence*

NecroPlant

Trash Gardener


Lanfaer
Captain

Aged Genius

8,075 Points
  • Befriended 100
  • Survivor 150
  • Hygienic 200
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:12 pm


All guys do, yes, but it's not a priority for all men.
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:16 pm


D: That's just plain disgusting!

Royal Taorito
Vice Captain

Wrathful Cat

12,925 Points
  • Cool Cat 500
  • Conventioneer 300
  • Partygoer 500

Anonymous_Alcoholic

Lunatic

PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:23 pm


Yeah, that is kind of disgusting.

Men are even worse, Lan. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE WORLD.

So, how many Gennin are going to be in Kusagakure? I LIEK FRANDS!
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:27 pm


Well, there's me and Arashi, so that's two.

Royal Taorito
Vice Captain

Wrathful Cat

12,925 Points
  • Cool Cat 500
  • Conventioneer 300
  • Partygoer 500

Anonymous_Alcoholic

Lunatic

PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:28 pm


I just need to get mine approved, and that's three. With that Jonin guy... WE HAVE A SQUAD!

BESHT FRANDS?
Reply
Recycle Bin [Dead Threads]

Goto Page: [] [<<] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 499 500 501 502 503 504 ... 883 884 885 886 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum