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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:54 pm
the small kitsune girl nods through her sobs... did you... did you ever do any... thing like that... uncle kero... she asks in a soft almost whisper....
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:00 pm
*Chuckles, letting the soft sound flow through his system*
Many, many times, kiddo...remember, I was raised by yer Uncle Jormungandr, my master....I got in trouble many times for trying spells too advanced for me...and every time, I wound up in a corner, or over his knee...even today, I still experiment with magic....but I'm very careful not to try spells I can't control...
*Sets her on the ground*
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:02 pm
yer.... yer not... gonna spank me... are ye? she stammers fearfully...... gonk
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:07 pm
*Raises an eyebrow*
Yer mother doesn't believe in it...and for this kind of thing, neither do I. I admit I'm curious how you know about it, if your Mom never performs it. No, you and I are cleaning up this mess, then you are going to stay in a corner for an hour...and when your mother and father return, ye'll tell them what happened...the whole truth, mind you.
Now...if ye want me to spank you...
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:12 pm
shia frantically shakes her head no..... i'll tell... really i will....when it comes to magic ma will get mad... and da will make me do it over... the right way... and well... that's pretty much what they do to me.... though getting it right is awfully hard sometimes... i still haven't got some things right... she sighs and picks up some of the shards... but i do know how to clean things up... i'm really good at cleaning up.... her wry smile makes you laugh on the inside... something tells you she's very very good at cleaning up and you wonder how many of her clandestine experiments are discovered and how many got swept under the rug before anyone knew what she had done....
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:16 pm
Tell you what, kiddo...I'll tack on another hour in the corner...and ye don't even have to tell yer parents...ye've obviously cleaned up this stuff before.
We'll even make it a bargain, so I can't go back on my word...you know I can't break a sworn oath, right. Well, I swear right now that if you stay in that corner for two hours and clean up the whole mess, I will never tell your parents in any way what happened here. Good enough?
Now...satisfy a Voidmage's curiosity...iffin ye've never been spanked, how do ye know what it is?
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:22 pm
shia begins to reorder her worktable and laughs... oh that easy... champhy is always going on as to the fact that ma never spanks us and iffin we were her colts... our rear ends would be so warm we'd not sit for at least a season or two... why do ye want to know that?
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:24 pm
*Blurs into the form of a lion cub*
Well...ye know....cats and curiosity...get to cleaning...and that corner had better be occupied when I get back.
*Shifts back and goes to see the aformenetioned water-horse*
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:44 pm
shia nods agreement and gets busy....
meanwhile in the kitchens, kero finds the old water-horse manning her post... she is a bit testy though.... seems supper's not coming together just right...
ye'd think we have an angry brownie lurking about she complains then she spies kero... or a hungry lion.... the way things keep disappearing.....
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:48 pm
*Shifts to human shape and raises his hands*
Just your friendly neighborhood Voidmage...come to see if I can't help.
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:57 pm
champhy snorts indignantly.... then find out what be curdling the milk and putting weavils in me grains.... and that be only two of me troubles, mage.... where ye been anyway... haven't seen yer puss for some time, heh?
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:00 pm
*Cocks his eyebrow*
Have we even met? I'm Kerobian...Voidmaster...and iffin I read the lines correctly....Shia put the weevils in the flour...and the milk is being curdled, I believe, because you have a wayward Salamander of Luciel's in the storeroom...*Strolls in, captures, and banishes the lizard*...there...taken care of...can ye deal with losing all the weevile eaten grain and flour?
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:04 pm
champhy laughs knowingly... be ye dragon, cat, or scrawny mage... i'd know ye, sirrah.... yer little luceil all grown up yer are... it's one of me talents... i fear... to see things as they truly are... which is why all this mess was getting me goat... i couldn't find the culprit......
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:07 pm
Well...twasn't me...though I do be Luciel, aged a few million years...*Sucks away all the weevil's, though he inhales about half the flour and grain as well*
There...best I can do, Champhy...*Chuckles*...got a gem for a hungry Voidmage?
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:10 pm
she is already reaching under her cabnet for the jar even as ye ask... she hands it to you with a knowing grin... ever hungry, heh... being connected to the void sucks... literally i've heard....
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