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 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:42 pm
comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD A vibrator that plugs into your iPod and vibrates along with the pulses of the music. That oh-my-bod link I saw here ROCKED. If my girlfriend ever gets an iPod, I am SO getting one of those for her. Its worth the risk at that point XD. Also at that point she should be out of her parents house. What link? lol Oh! 8D ..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate. lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH! If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:42 pm
Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb [Harakiri] Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):
One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo
(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )
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SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop. I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it. Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave. Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:< That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down. Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore. Neither of us are 18, to buy one. I want a Fred. emo Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;; Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:44 pm
comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb [Harakiri] Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):
One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo
(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )
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SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop. I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it. Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave. Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:< That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down. Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore. Neither of us are 18, to buy one. I want a Fred. emo Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;; Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first. Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc. xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:44 pm
Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD A vibrator that plugs into your iPod and vibrates along with the pulses of the music. That oh-my-bod link I saw here ROCKED. If my girlfriend ever gets an iPod, I am SO getting one of those for her. Its worth the risk at that point XD. Also at that point she should be out of her parents house. What link? lol Oh! 8D ..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate. lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH! If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333 'Cause they make them for everything. But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun. They have stuff for guys, too. <3333
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:46 pm
Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave. Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:< That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down. Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore. Neither of us are 18, to buy one. I want a Fred. emo Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;; Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first. Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc. xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got. Tell him you're buying a baton or a very expensive mechanical toothbrush.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:46 pm
comfortably_dumb It's not perverted at all. That is so ridiculous. Sometimes I can only get off when it's rough. It just depends on the mood I'm in. You need to tell Alex to be more confident and less hesitant about sex 'cause if he holds back then it's going to suck. Oh! Pocket Rockets?! THOSE ARE GREAT FOR.. yeah. >_>; But that's really the only thing they're good for. I got one of those for my birthday, too. :B
Not pocket rocket. o.o; Pocket rockets don't stay taped on when you're walking around and stuff. xD (I'll explain that in a second. >___>;; )
I think they're called Bullet vibrators. xD
And Alex found one, a really cool one, one time when he was looking for bondage tape. Well it's really cool imo. The control thingy was separate and you could control it from a distance. xD
Alex said that'd be fun to have to torture me with. >>;
He always talks about doing kinky things and being dominant with me, but when it comes time to do it, he's too shy. ):<
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:46 pm
comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave. Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:< That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down. Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore. Neither of us are 18, to buy one. I want a Fred. emo Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;; Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first. Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc. xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got. Tell him you're buying a baton or a very expensive mechanical toothbrush. xD Somehow, I don't think he'd buy that.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:47 pm
Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave. Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:< That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down. Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore. Neither of us are 18, to buy one. I want a Fred. emo Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;; Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first. Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc. xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got. the Suites should band together and conspire to get you one. I'd pitch in. Is there a post office around? you gould get a P.O. Box. Or perhaps a friend that woudn't mind being a gateway for such an item. I could mail it with no return address in a big brown box with "not porn" stamped on it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:49 pm
Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave. Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:< That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down. Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore. Neither of us are 18, to buy one. I want a Fred. emo Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;; Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first. Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc. xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got. the Suites should band together and conspire to get you one. I'd pitch in. Is there a post office around? you gould get a P.O. Box. Or perhaps a friend that woudn't mind being a gateway for such an item. I could mail it with no return address in a big brown box with "not porn" stamped on it. xD That would be so sweet. Heh. Well, I could get it mailed to my dad's. He wouldn't care so much. I'd just tell him I got free tampons or something.. (I get them in the mail all the time. Tampon mailing list.. ftw?) xD WELL IT ISN'T PORN!
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:50 pm
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comfortably_dumb It's not perverted at all. That is so ridiculous. Sometimes I can only get off when it's rough. It just depends on the mood I'm in. You need to tell Alex to be more confident and less hesitant about sex 'cause if he holds back then it's going to suck. Oh! Pocket Rockets?! THOSE ARE GREAT FOR.. yeah. >_>; But that's really the only thing they're good for. I got one of those for my birthday, too. :B
Not pocket rocket. o.o; Pocket rockets don't stay taped on when you're walking around and stuff. xD (I'll explain that in a second. >___>;; )
I think they're called Bullet vibrators. xD
And Alex found one, a really cool one, one time when he was looking for bondage tape. Well it's really cool imo. The control thingy was separate and you could control it from a distance. xD
Alex said that'd be fun to have to torture me with. >>;
He always talks about doing kinky things and being dominant with me, but when it comes time to do it, he's too shy. ):<
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Oh, I skipped over the taped on part. xD Ugh, that sucks. The worst sex partner is a shy sex partner.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:51 pm
[Harakiri]
comfortably_dumb It's not perverted at all. That is so ridiculous. Sometimes I can only get off when it's rough. It just depends on the mood I'm in. You need to tell Alex to be more confident and less hesitant about sex 'cause if he holds back then it's going to suck. Oh! Pocket Rockets?! THOSE ARE GREAT FOR.. yeah. >_>; But that's really the only thing they're good for. I got one of those for my birthday, too. :B
Not pocket rocket. o.o; Pocket rockets don't stay taped on when you're walking around and stuff. xD (I'll explain that in a second. >___>;; )
I think they're called Bullet vibrators. xD
And Alex found one, a really cool one, one time when he was looking for bondage tape. Well it's really cool imo. The control thingy was separate and you could control it from a distance. xD
Alex said that'd be fun to have to torture me with. >>;
He always talks about doing kinky things and being dominant with me, but when it comes time to do it, he's too shy. ):<
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That would be the best thing EVAR! Why would he pass up something like that? IDEA: Spend the night together (from like 5-11 or something). Put that thing on and give him the remote. Spend a "normal" evening together only you ARE NOT ALLOWED to have sex until a pre-defined point in the evening. If he has enough fun with that thing he could turn you into a sex-demon before hand XD
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:53 pm
Tuxedo Avenger [Harakiri]
comfortably_dumb It's not perverted at all. That is so ridiculous. Sometimes I can only get off when it's rough. It just depends on the mood I'm in. You need to tell Alex to be more confident and less hesitant about sex 'cause if he holds back then it's going to suck. Oh! Pocket Rockets?! THOSE ARE GREAT FOR.. yeah. >_>; But that's really the only thing they're good for. I got one of those for my birthday, too. :B
Not pocket rocket. o.o; Pocket rockets don't stay taped on when you're walking around and stuff. xD (I'll explain that in a second. >___>;; )
I think they're called Bullet vibrators. xD
And Alex found one, a really cool one, one time when he was looking for bondage tape. Well it's really cool imo. The control thingy was separate and you could control it from a distance. xD
Alex said that'd be fun to have to torture me with. >>;
He always talks about doing kinky things and being dominant with me, but when it comes time to do it, he's too shy. ):<
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That would be the best thing EVAR! Why would he pass up something like that? IDEA: Spend the night together (from like 5-11 or something). Put that thing on and give him the remote. Spend a "normal" evening together only you ARE NOT ALLOWED to have sex until a pre-defined point in the evening. If he has enough fun with that thing he could turn you into a sex-demon before hand XD =O That sounds fun.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:55 pm
Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore. Neither of us are 18, to buy one. I want a Fred. emo Do you have access to a credit card?! >____>;; Seriously, if there was a way, I'd so send you one! I wish I had one way before when I actually got my first. Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc. xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got. the Suites should band together and conspire to get you one. I'd pitch in. Is there a post office around? you gould get a P.O. Box. Or perhaps a friend that woudn't mind being a gateway for such an item. I could mail it with no return address in a big brown box with "not porn" stamped on it. xD That would be so sweet. Heh. Well, I could get it mailed to my dad's. He wouldn't care so much. I'd just tell him I got free tampons or something.. (I get them in the mail all the time. Tampon mailing list.. ftw?) xD WELL IT ISN'T PORN! Sure, I just got my check so I'd be willing to spend some $ on that. One big problem is trust though DX To mail it too you I'd need you address, and thats kind of a big leap in trust here. I say we hold off until a later point. Unless there's a way to do this without me having you address? Anyone?
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:56 pm
I think that we all agree that Tux is basically the best sex partner ever.
Your girlfriend knows how to share, right?
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:56 pm
Tuxedo Avenger That would be the best thing EVAR! Why would he pass up something like that? IDEA: Spend the night together (from like 5-11 or something). Put that thing on and give him the remote. Spend a "normal" evening together only you ARE NOT ALLOWED to have sex until a pre-defined point in the evening. If he has enough fun with that thing he could turn you into a sex-demon before hand XD Well the bondage tape he got his friend to order for him wasn't going to be used for sex. xD; He was going to use it to tape his teachers' stuff to their desk. sweatdrop
We can't do that. nn;
We don't have sex when he's at my house, because mom's a ******** paranoid b***h. >_>
And when I'm at his house, I get there by 12 and leave at like 7:30.
It takes forever for him to be in the mood to do anything.
I'm already a sex demon anyway. D:<
He's the one who needs to become a sex demon. Dx
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