People with newspapers! [Penor competition]

[de.Lici.ous]

Nexus Carbuncle

Isn't it great that the members can rest knowing that when they return, the people who make the decisions will still be discussing penises?

Those are the kinds of people I'd want in charge. xD

Oh Nexus, you make me laugh xD <3
We could talk about boobs, but the majority of people in here seem to enjoy p***s more :B  

[[Staples]]

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[Staples]

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You would weep. Because you love my p***s <3

Of course you are right. ;__; I would weep for 5 days.
One day per foor of cut-off p***s.

And so you should <333
For my p***s would weep too at not being able to penetrate you anymore D:

And that is the time when we feed your poor p***s chocolate.
DX <333
And then we give you a new p***s!  

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[Staples]

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[Staples]

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You would weep. Because you love my p***s <3

Of course you are right. ;__; I would weep for 5 days.
One day per foor of cut-off p***s.

And so you should <333
For my p***s would weep too at not being able to penetrate you anymore D:

And that is the time when we feed your poor p***s chocolate.
DX <333
And then we give you a new p***s!

Yes, I shall sprout a new one! I'll close my eyes, clench my fists, squeeze my butt cheeks together and make "hhhhnnnnnnnnnnngggg" noises, and POP! It will appear!

Like the guy on the Spongebob movie. But he did it with a moustache :B

And Staples! Oh how you make me laugh in your scene! xD  

[wo_nyrmo]

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I was joking, I was just looking for an excuse for some sexual innuendo xP

oh I know you was thus why you had to have the whole HAND part in there lol and like I said you can give me a helping hand anytime... just don't go fast cause slow is better since its a longer time to enjoy the moment rofl  

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wo_nyrmo

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I was joking, I was just looking for an excuse for some sexual innuendo xP

oh I know you was thus why you had to have the whole HAND part in there lol and like I said you can give me a helping hand anytime... just don't go fast cause slow is better since its a longer time to enjoy the moment rofl

I'm constantly being told that I go too fast when I'm lending a helping hand D:
I'll try and take it slow so that you get as much as you can out of my help x3  

[wo_nyrmo]

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wo_nyrmo

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I was joking, I was just looking for an excuse for some sexual innuendo xP

oh I know you was thus why you had to have the whole HAND part in there lol and like I said you can give me a helping hand anytime... just don't go fast cause slow is better since its a longer time to enjoy the moment rofl

I'm constantly being told that I go too fast when I'm lending a helping hand D:
I'll try and take it slow so that you get as much as you can out of my help x3

good cause if you go too fast I'll have to come back again and again to be retaught and well your hands might be busy at the time so I'd have to wait and I might forget some of what I learned and we wouldn't want that would we?  

[Nexus Carbuncle]

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Nexus Carbuncle

Isn't it great that the members can rest knowing that when they return, the people who make the decisions will still be discussing penises?

Those are the kinds of people I'd want in charge. xD

Oh Nexus, you make me laugh xD <3
We could talk about boobs, but the majority of people in here seem to enjoy p***s more :B

I try. xD

Not really. I just...say what's in my head a lot of the time. xD

Boobs? I can talk about them too. I'm a dirty minded little boy.

redface

 

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wo_nyrmo

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wo_nyrmo

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I was joking, I was just looking for an excuse for some sexual innuendo xP

oh I know you was thus why you had to have the whole HAND part in there lol and like I said you can give me a helping hand anytime... just don't go fast cause slow is better since its a longer time to enjoy the moment rofl

I'm constantly being told that I go too fast when I'm lending a helping hand D:
I'll try and take it slow so that you get as much as you can out of my help x3

good cause if you go too fast I'll have to come back again and again to be retaught and well your hands might be busy at the time so I'd have to wait and I might forget some of what I learned and we wouldn't want that would we?

Well I'd probably get a bit tired of helping, but I'm sure you wouldn't mind xD  

[darlingtonia californica]

I missed so much. emo

I WANNA TALK ABOUT BOOBS. :'D  

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Nexus Carbuncle

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Nexus Carbuncle

Isn't it great that the members can rest knowing that when they return, the people who make the decisions will still be discussing penises?

Those are the kinds of people I'd want in charge. xD

Oh Nexus, you make me laugh xD <3
We could talk about boobs, but the majority of people in here seem to enjoy p***s more :B

I try. xD

Not really. I just...say what's in my head a lot of the time. xD

Boobs? I can talk about them too. I'm a dirty minded little boy.

redface

You have a funny head then. Share it with me! o:
Boobs are fun, I love them x3 But I don't think my lovely Staples does, and I don't want him feeling left out <3  

[wo_nyrmo]

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wo_nyrmo

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wo_nyrmo

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I was joking, I was just looking for an excuse for some sexual innuendo xP

oh I know you was thus why you had to have the whole HAND part in there lol and like I said you can give me a helping hand anytime... just don't go fast cause slow is better since its a longer time to enjoy the moment rofl

I'm constantly being told that I go too fast when I'm lending a helping hand D:
I'll try and take it slow so that you get as much as you can out of my help x3

good cause if you go too fast I'll have to come back again and again to be retaught and well your hands might be busy at the time so I'd have to wait and I might forget some of what I learned and we wouldn't want that would we?

Well I'd probably get a bit tired of helping, but I'm sure you wouldn't mind xD

aww well I wouldn't wanna you to get tired besides you got others that need your help too XO


wow X.x; if we have a p***s convo count me out cause thats totally not my thing so I can't talk about it too much XD  

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[Harakiri]

I missed so much. emo

I WANNA TALK ABOUT BOOBS. :'D

I'll fill you in on the best thing you missed:

Nexus Carbuncle

Isn't it great that the members can rest knowing that when they return, the people who make the decisions will still be discussing penises?

Those are the kinds of people I'd want in charge. xD

@ Honsu: But that's what we've been talking about for the past 4 pages! rofl  

[darlingtonia californica]

yeh but i saw dat alreadiez. emo  

[wo_nyrmo]

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@ Honsu: But that's what we've been talking about for the past 4 pages! rofl

well then I guess it time for me to talk my leave from this thread then since I don't have much input to say besides that in my personal opinion I think I'm small... but thats probly cause I see it everyday so don't listen to what I gotta say and take someone else word for it