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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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 Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:55 am
Callius: Why does everyone in this goddamn family have daddy issues?
Cyrus: (grinning): Do you honestly think those are my only issues?
source : Chrys Reviews
characters involved : Callius Lillantine, Cyrus Lillantine
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:44 pm
Callista: I’ve got a riddle for you, Akira.
Akira: Ha! Easy.
Callista: There are four people at a table: me, you, Mary, and Will. What order do they sit in?
Akira: Hm… Me, you, Will, Mary?
Callista: Nope.
Akira: Drat. Uh… Will, Mary, you, me?
Callista: Getting closer…
Akira: Will, you, Mary, me?
Callista: Correct!
Akira: Told you it was easy! I am the greatest genius after all.
Akira: …Wait a sec-
Callista: Also, I accept your proposal.
Ibarra: GET A ROOM.
source : Unknown
characters involved : Callista Hargrave, Akira Yamazaki, Ibarra Bautista
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:14 am
Dagrun: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed
Donner: No
Dagrun: This was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance fill me with ungodly rage
source : tumblr
characters involved : Dagrun Eide, Donner Eide
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:18 am
[the Eide siblings during their Durmstrang years]
Rubin: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.
Austmar: Heck.
Rubin: You’re on thin ******** ice.
Rubin: ... Oh no.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Rubin Eide, Austmar Eide
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:21 am
Edgar: Sam, I am this close to smacking you
Sam: Your fingertips are touching.
Edgar: Exactly.
Sam:
source : unknown
characters involved : Samuli Farquarson, Edgar Farquarson
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:29 am
Tanna: Don’t say a word.
Tassy:
Tassy: Fergalicious
Tanna: I said no words!
Tassy: Oh, I see! Two weeks ago we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you!
source : psyche
characters involved : Naitanna Hawthorne, Natassia Lovell
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:31 am
Mirzam: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case
Rick: Mirzam that's a coma
Mirzam: Sounds festive
source : tumblr
characters involved : Richard Drage, Mirzam Owens
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:41 am
Lore: You’re behaving remarkably immaturely.
Harbringer: You know why? I am immature. I’m a teen. I’ve yet to mature.
source : buffy the vampire slayer
characters involved : Sasha "Harbringer" Dobrev, Firmin "Lore" Deadman
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:44 am
Chrys: Where's Byuch?
Liddie: Somewhere disappointing Jesus
source : psyche
characters involved : Chrysanthemum Meadows, Lydia Spencer
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:46 am
Anti: You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.
source : bob's burgers
characters involved : Antigone Lillantine
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:27 pm
Headmaster Steele: Good morning cruel world.
Rick: Don't you mean goodbye?
Headmaster Steele: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel, but I'm still kickin'.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Richard Drage, Headmaster Timothy Steele
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:02 pm
after the forest incident
Matteo, picking up the phone: Hello?
Ivar: Hey it’s Ivar.
Matteo: What’d he do this time?
Ivar: What? No. I mean it’s actually me
Matteo: …
Matteo: What did YOU do this time?!
source : scott pilgrim
characters involved : Ivar Eriksson, Matteo Eriksson-Eide
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:02 pm
Katya: “That’s not fair to you,”
Faina: “I stopped caring about what was or wasn’t ‘fair’ long ago. You know why?Because I thought about it once. What if the world was really and truly fair? It would mean that all the awful things that happen to people does so because they’ve earned it, and that isn’t a pleasant thought."
Katya: “Why would he lie to us about even knowing who we are? That makes absolutely no sense.”
Faina: “Everyone lies. The innocent lie because they don’t want to be blamed for something they didn’t do and the guilty lie because they don’t have any other choice."
Source: "Babylon 5"
Characters involved: Faina and Katya Patrovna
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:42 am
Maura: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry-
Cel: Not a rivalry. You’re just mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
source : superstore
characters involved : Agnes Maura McDonald, Ceallachan O'Madaidhin
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:49 am
Anandi: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Julius, turning his head: Hey, Caleb. How tall are you?
source : tumblr
characters involved : Anandi Chahal, Julius Devereux, Caleb Devereux
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