"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you not to walk over to the police station intoxicated after watching 5 whole hours of anime.
I'm calling from jail because I went to the middle of time square and yelled on the loud speaker "Miley Cyrus needs to die"  

[The Revered One]

They're just jealous they didn't think of it first.

I'm calling from jail because there was a lack of communication and understanding between me and an old lady who told me she'd, "like to have me for dinner".  

[Elemental Doll]

You and the old lady think differently, oh well. I'll pick you up later.

I'm calling from jail because I spilled milk all over my kitchen.

 

[The Revered One]

How many times do I have to tell you?! SADDAM's DEAD!

I'm calling from jail because my "unlimited" texting plan isn't so unlimited.  

[The Revered One]

So that's what happened to Billy...

I'm calling from jail because I took the cookie from the cookie jar.  

[The Revered One]

I told you not to take Obama's life(you see what I did there?).

I'm calling from jail because I stole a kid's tricycle and used it as a get-a-way vehicle.  

[Nacm]

I told you the President had his guards on him 24/7

Im calling from jail because I took the cookie from the cookie jar.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you that cookie jar is for private use only.

I'm calling from jail because I sent Obama like twenty emails full of racist jokes.  

[Niko Narshe]

Racist jokes to the president oh my.

Im calling from jail because some people can't take explosions all too well.  

[Afi_Kino]

I hate people with no sense of explosion -.-

I'm calling from jail, because her ID said 1998, not 1988.  

[Rockefor]

I told you to get new glasses...

I'm calling from jail cuz...well,i thought she was just another goth girl who had passed out in the graveyard...  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you to stay away from drunk girls.

I'm calling from jail because I went to this concert yesterday and heavily injuried someone in a mosh pit.