|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:47 pm
Because you never would see a doctor about those eyes of yours, seriously I think its ocular cancer >.O
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:59 pm
Because you didn't even have a body!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:09 pm
You always scratch me during sex! I don't like pain!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:16 pm
You never change clothes! You're starting to smell >.<
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:29 pm
Your consistantly beating me with your staff
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:35 pm
Because I found out your species likes to eat humans.
>8[
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:23 am
those red stripes were creeping me out. I only like red stripes on people when I was the one who put them there... with my crop.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:29 am
You kept dipping me in maple syrup. I don't mind it on special occasions, but ALL THE TIME?!
gonk
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:39 am
Because you spoke like a pirate, it was getting too hard to take you seriously!
gonk
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:55 am
It was the cat hair. You can't be taken seriously as a vampire lord with cat hair on your cape.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:42 pm
Because if media has taught me anything...it's never be in a relationship with a vampire.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:44 pm
Because you never wore anything other then fall colors.
One can only take so much shades of browns, yellows, oranges... and...and AUGH!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:45 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:58 pm
Because you love Lemmy more than me. crying
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:01 pm
Because you're a dude and I was drunk at the time!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
