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 Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:32 pm
Done its unknown if you are a male or female though so everybody calls you it from then on
I wish for people to not be so damned dumb sometimes
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:24 pm
Done....now they're all smarter than you....
I wish.....I wish.....I was the pied piper!
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:27 am
done... and when ye lift that pipe to yer lips a swarm of little gray haired grannies comes running to yer call... it's a geriatric stampede!
I wish summer would never end....
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:38 pm
Done, you get shipped off to the desert but get lost and have to wander your way around for the rest of your life....
I wish that i had a thousand butterflies!
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:40 pm
You get them...but they're poisonous....
I wish....to become Hopian!
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:02 pm
done, but someone has gotten wise to ye and stuck ye in a rubberized room... bored half out of yer wits ye entertain yerself by flicking tiny balls of lightning between yer paws waiting for the door to open... it never does.
I wish me character could get his head together....
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:23 pm
*He does...but it just falls apart again*
I wish....for a pet dragon...named Norbert....
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:06 pm
granted he toasts you and eats you with bbq sauce
I wish I was the smartest man on earth
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:53 pm
granted, but now yer head is so large yer body can't support it, so ye spend the rest of yer life wheeling it around in a wheelbarrow...
i wish for a free source of power wherever I go... (sure would come in handy on that mountain I'm heading for...)
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:31 pm
Ye get it...but it's such a weak power source it can only power a 1 watt bulb...
I wish....to be Free!
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:43 pm
Granted, you run around naked living FREELY amongst nature, believing yourself to be a goat.
I wish that I could get away from all this noise! gonk
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:49 pm
Done, you're locked in a room that is eternally silent...even you can't talk...
I wish....For a President who knows what he's doing!!!
**Don't we all!**
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Done. SHE takes over the world.
I wish I had a dog.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:14 pm
I didn't say Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin!!!
I said someone who knows what they're doing!!!
Your dog attacks you, biting off your leg...
I wish....I was really Kero....
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:29 pm
I don't like either of them.... They'd be terrible. They weren't the first women to run for office.
Victoria Woodhull was.
Granted. You choke on a furball and die.
I wish that I could breathe underwater.
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