Talking to Strangers

[YunieCookie]

I know this thread has been dead for a while, but...

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: so,
You: toast?
Stranger: toast?
You: yeah.
You: like
You: heated bread
Stranger: would i like some?
You: would you?
Stranger: because the answer is yes
You: awesome biggrin
You: what do you want on it?
You: jam?
You: peanutbutter?
You: just plain?
You: i have butter too, if you'd like.
Stranger: i would like it cut in half, one side strawberry jam and the other peanut butter
You: alrighty. i can do that.
You: cut in half horizontally, vertically, or diagonally?
Stranger: diagnally please
You: from the left, or the right?
You: i'd hate to dissapoint you
Stranger: right
You: excellent.
You: so, i'll see you in a bit then?
You: i'll be the one with the toast.
Stranger: where might i find you Toast Man?
You: you do not find the Toast Man. The Toast Man finds you.
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: then im sure you already know all about me
You: you have been chosen!
You: as worthy of my toast.
Stranger: hurray!
You: i shall see you shortly, i must prepare.
You: FAREWELL!
You have disconnected.

 

[Arcanas]

wow...that's strangely awkward...  

[Soreph]

A mix of me and Roland on Omegle talking to a stranger.
Stranger: hi smile asl?
You: 80/YES PLEASE/YOUR BED
Stranger: lmfaoooo
You: I'M A CACTUS!
Stranger: how attractiveeee
You: YUS!
Stranger: are you high?
You: JUST A LOT.
Stranger: LOL. so am I but I don't think I'm a cactus:/
You: Got a hold of some bad s**t, apparently
You: I'm also shitting bats
You: they bite
Stranger: lmfaoooo. what s**t youuuuu smoking?
You: Babies
Stranger: ahahhahahah they doing you gooood
You: of course
You: they cry yes
You: but they good
Stranger: obvssssss ahha (: aren't you too high for the use of internet?
You: what internet?
You: this is my mom
Stranger: the computer is your mother....?
You: Yes. It ate her in a fit of rage when I wouldn't allow a pop-up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

[SuchSweetSadism]

Some great conversations on that thing, although at the cost of pressing disconnect mercilessly.  

[Kalstolyn]

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cactus?
Stranger: yes
You: OH THANK GOODNESS
You: I thought I lost you forever.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i only was in vacation
You: Oh. Where did you go?
Stranger: in sahara
Stranger: desert
You: oh I thought you lived there.
You: I was expecting you to say you were on vacation in Canada
You: to get away from all the heat
Stranger: last week i go
You: ooohhh so THAT'S where you were last week!
You: I wondered.
Stranger: ok
You: I thoguht maybe there was someone else.
You: sad
Stranger: you are the one
You: awww thanks <3
Stranger: wink
Stranger: i go to do sex with myself thinking on you
Stranger: see you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Soreph]

Team rocket motto... sort of.
Stranger: Nice pasta were having eh?
You: Prepare for trouble!
Stranger: and make it double
Stranger: pasta that is
You: To protect the world from devastation
Stranger: to unite all people within our nations
Stranger: with pasta
You: to denounce the evils of truth and love
Stranger: To extend our reach to the stars above
Stranger: with pasta
You: Jesse!
Stranger: james! *eats pasta*
You: Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light
Stranger: surrender now or prepare to fight
Stranger: with pasta noodles
You: Meowth Dats right
You: you're freaking awesome
Stranger: thanks very much now about that pasta
You: pastapastapasta
Stranger: whats your favorite
You: favorite what?
Stranger: pasta
You: spaghetti
Stranger: aww dammit your not the rite one for me
You: I've been trying to find someone to do the team rocket motto with me
You: you're the first
Stranger: well im glad i completed your quest but now I must take off and finish my own good day to you sir
You: seeya
You have disconnected.  

[Arcanas]

lol. All that pasta talk reminds me of how hungry I am right now...  

[Soreph]

You: Got my stuff?
Stranger: Maybe. Got the money?
Stranger: Better say something.
You: Got it right here
You: Deliver it.
You: Tonight.
Stranger: Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Smith.
You: I've got snipers trained on you every moment in case you do something you regret.
Stranger: s**t son, you in the wrong side of the town to be making them kinds of demands.
Stranger: Good thing I told my boys you were aight.
Stranger: Otherwise you and your p***y sninper friends would be six feet down right now.
You: Just get it delivered.
You: I'll be waiting.
You have disconnected.  

[blue_green]

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: whats up?
You: Nothing much.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: asl??
You: 18, female, nunya biznaze
Stranger: wheres nunya biznaze??
You: Just around the corner from Delta 3 in the Jumangi quadrant. About 62 lightyears from Earth.
You: Also known as the 'imaginary relm'.
Stranger: so u r a space freak uhh??? nice........
You: Totally.
Stranger: so u must be day dreaming about meeting aliens......
Stranger: And if u attend lectures those day dreams may be more frequent
You: Oh yeah. But a more frequent daydream I have is where ninjas take over the building I'm in and I use my kung-fu powers to rescue everyone, except the one guy I don't like, or girl that I want to strangle.
Stranger: oh my......U really r imaginative......
You: Oh, that's nothing.
Stranger: I didnt think girls have these kinda dreams.......Dont u dream to b a princess (beautiful)
You: Pft. No. Well, yeah, but not for the crown. If I were a princess I'd probably make it a law to wear eye-liner, just to be a jerk.
You: Even the guys would have to wear eye-liner.
Stranger: God......Dont u ever bcom a princess!!!
You: Yeah. I'd be evil.
You: Another one of my daydreams is of taking over the world.

There's more, but this is the most interesting part.  

[Soreph]

I couldn't think of anything witty to go against the Japanese so Roland stepped in.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAI THAR!
Stranger: 信春哥得永生？
You: LOOK! IT'S GODZILLA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

[Roland Karloseth]

This is the kind of crap I've been doing all day, sadly. xd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You know what the chain of command is?
Stranger: not really why?
You: It's the chain I get and beat you with to show I'm in ruttin' command
Your conversational partner has disconnected  

[blue_green]

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: RAINBOWS!
You: Hi.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xd  

[blue_green]

I think I'm addicted...

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i love you
You: I love you, too~
Stranger: haha yesss
You: <(^^<)
Stranger: kisses
You: Oh, sorry, but those are reserved for my special someone.
Stranger: bullshit
You: You are an important someone, but not my special someone.
Stranger: i hate you
Stranger: go away
You: Okay.
You have disconnected.

 

[blue_green]

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: n
Stranger: u?
You: y
Stranger: 27 usa
You: 18 usa
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: a
You: b
Stranger: wym from jersey
Stranger: im
Stranger: u?
You: Illinois
Stranger: cool
You: Did I mention I'm a purple dragon with rainbow polkadots on my tail and pink wiskers?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Arcanas]

just a little bit Blue...just a little.