Vampires Vs. Chuck Norris

[Saverio C.]

Omnileech

So what now? Going to try flaming me some more?

If you keep menstruating then yes, yes I will.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

=_=  

[YunieCookie]

grar, Sav, stop annoying people in my thread D:
Spread holiday cheer~

Also, changing the options now like a sneaky ninja ninja  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Boo...

Turtles. Turtles would win.  

[Surazal Dloc]

This thread became tl;dr once that long Chuck Norris quote was posted.

I agree with the person (can't remember who now and is too lazy to go back and see) who said that they are boths god modders and no one would win. I agree with that completely. Unless we are refering to the Twilight Vampires in which case they would epic fail at defeating chuck norries. No 'Bella Love Shield' can protect them from that roundhouse kick.  

[wakusei]

Jaft

Boo...

Turtles. Turtles would win.

But ninja turtles or...pirate turtles?

Again, though...I can't help but feel the epic battle between ninjas and pirates is now rather dated in its humor. An all-new epic match must be created.

 

[The Dinosaur Next Door]

Norris times a thousand. At least he has an actual fanbase instead of legions of retarded preteen girls. sweatdrop

-O=O-

 

[wakusei]

I'm suddenly feeling pretty bad for vampires like Dracula and Lestat. Everyone now just groups vampires together with adolescent girls after Twilight.

 

[Sanzoskitsune]

gonk NO NO! STEPH NO!!! Don't mistake the true awesomeness of vampires with that crap Twilight vampires!! Vampires are a million times cooler than that!!

Waku, Nosferatu was pretty awesome too... he was fugly but made of awesome all at the same time ^_^  

[wakusei]

Yeah, he was cool. And I love me some Angel.



He makes puppets badass.

 

[The Dinosaur Next Door]

...I was definitely including those shitty Dracula/Lestat wannabes in with those ridiculous Twilight things as well. I can differentiate, but I actively chose not to.
Let's face it... Lestat is not scary. s**t, Bela Lugosi as Dracula was scarier than any Lestat depiction I've ever seen... Not to mention that at least Dracula had a reason other than ennui to run around smashing s**t. And Nosferatu was fierce, but again... shitty character development = shitty overall effect. I've been scared harder by drawings of vampire violence than any recent movie depictions... stare
Though I do like David Borneaz.
I'm totally a vampire snob...

-O=O-

 

[124-C]

What kind of a time frame do you consider "recent"?  

[wakusei]

Vlad the Impaler was pretty messed up.

How about some Spike and Dru?

 

[Sanzoskitsune]

xd Well as long as you realize the difference I suppose, not liking vamps overall is not something I'm gonna argue.

O_O I LOVE PUPPET ANGEL!! He was so made of win and awesome and coolness *does happy dance*

oh and Spike rocked hard too

Vlad the Impaler wasn't really a vamp though... he was just.... evil  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

An EVIL vampire. And then there's Elizabeth Bathory. Lol. I forget her last name, but bathing in the blood of virgins.

Wow. cool

How about...

Obama vs. the Dali Llama?